Only applies if the method they used to measure your speed is listed as VASCAR, but yeah. I've used this a few times and it's always worked for me. (Full disclosure: I'm a white male. Your mileage may vary.) If you get pulled over, check what the ticket says. If it says the cop used a RADAR gun (which only state troopers are allowed to use in PA) or they paced you, you're out of luck. But if the ticket says they used VASCAR (which is by far the most commonly used method), check the posted speed limit and your measured speed. If your measured speed isn't 10 or more over the limit (and the speed limit is under 55) the judge legally has no choice but to throw the ticket out, as the VASCAR reading will not be legally admissable in that instance, and since that's the only evidence they have, the judge will have no choice but to dismiss the charge for lack of evidence.
I noticed tonight they painted VASCAR lines across I-94. If you don’t know what those are, they’re little white horizontal white lines used for speed enforcement by aircraft. They put a plane up and the cop on the plane times how long it takes you to get through the lines, and by that they can calculate your speed. Then they radio to a cop waiting up the road who’ll stop you. I want to say there’s like 4-5 sets of those little horizontal white lines in a row, it’s just north of the weight station near 165, you can’t miss them. Make sure you never speed through them just in case they have a plane up.
They are not on Lamar or other major streets. They are on little side streets (intersection of Del Curto and Bluebonnet is the latest I saw). Anyone notice this in other parts of town?
Do your worst!
It really does, I swear!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
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What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
