What do you call a vaping vampire?

Vlad the Inhaler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2022
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reΒ·vamp verb /rΔ“Λˆvamp/
  1. Make a previously cured vampire a vampire again . "Dracula attempted to revamp his ex-bride." synonyms: refang.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/afarro
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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What do you call an old vampire?

Grampire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CropDustinAround
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2022
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My daughter asked me how the orchestra was tonight

I took my wife to the orchestra. I'm not a huge fan, but it was her birthday present. The evening was a night of Rachmaninoff.

It's been an evening, and they get to his 9th symphony. It's a longer piece, and there's this whole movement where it's all percussion and wind instruments. The bassists leave the stage, and two cellists also step away. No big deal. The cellists apparently went back to the conductor's dressing room and began having sex, which I think is just awesome. The bassists went to the green room and started drinking. They knew how long they had. When one of the younger guys noticed the time almost up, an older one stopped him, and let him know that he threaded the score pages together, forcing the conductor to vamp and cover while he opened the rest of the score. That gives them a bit more time. When they get back to the stage, they're really drunk. The cellists still haven't returned. The conductor is frantically trying to undo his score while maintaining the piece. I'm watching this all, gleefully. It's the best concert I ever saw. My wife is a bit frustrated though, and whispers to me "why are you so pleased?"

I tell her, "It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied, the basses are loaded and there are two out!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ArthurRiot
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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Did you hear Dracula became a firefighter πŸ‘¨β€πŸš’?

Yeah turns out he wanted to be a vamp pyre πŸ”₯

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strict_Alarm2274
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I went to Transylvania...

...to take a tour of Dracula’s castle. It was closed, and he wasn’t even there. I guess I’ll have to go back when it gets re-vamped.

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What do you call that Creature of the Night that wears black, red and green?

VampIrish

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