How does Mike Tyson think the unthinkable?

With an itheburg

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When I meet new people, I like to talk about the Titanic

It makes a great icebreaker

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg! :)

(Sorry if this isn't as funny as the other jokes here! I just can't help but crack a smile when I hear this one. It's so cheesey and adorable to me! So I figured I'd try and share it with you all! Have a nice day!)

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Riddle: How do you think the unthinkable?

With an I-th-berg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poisondartfroglet
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What always thinks the unthinkable?

An Ithberg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdollard333
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithe-berg (pronounced like iceberg)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OilPhilter
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Imagine The Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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So my dad asked me if I knew how to think the unthinkable

With an ithburg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dyrutherford
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A guy with a speach impediment asked my dad...

"Have you been in any wisky situacions?" My dad awnsered with "Not realy, I'm more of a scotch person."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonFireKitty
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I dare you to read this

What tree do you wipe your hands on? A palm tree!

I heard a scary math joke, but I’m 2^^2 to tell it!

Have you heard of that new movie, β€œConstipation”? Well it doesn’t matter, it never came out.

I hurt myself when I went to a theme park in florida. When I went to the doctor, he started wrapping up my left leg, but then I pointed at my right and said β€œNo, doc, it’s dis knee.”

Last night I got mugged by 6 dwarves. Not Happy.

When Queen Elizabeth farts, everyone in the room must pretend like nothing happened. Noble Gasses don’t cause reactions, after all.

What’s the difference between a seal and a sea lion? One electron.

What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises? It becomes Daytrogen!

I called the animal shelter today and said "I've found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods." They said "Are they moving?" I replied "I don't know, but that would explain the suitcase."

Why can’t you trust Atoms? Because they make up everything!

Why do nerds wear glasses? It helps with division.

Why should you tiptoe past the medicine cabinet? You don’t wanna wake the sleeping pills.

What twitches and is found at the bottom of the ocean? A nervous wreck!

What do you call a fat psychic? A four chin teller!

What do you call a 3 foot tall psychic on the run from the law? A small medium at large!

Help, I can’t stop reading books with female protagonists! I’m a heroine addict!

How did Sparticus react when he ate his wife for dinner? He was gladiator!

When does a joke become a dad joke? When the punchline becomes apparent!

19 and 20 got into a fight… 21.

My friend told me, β€œPeople who sell meat are disgusting!” So I said, β€œYeah, well people who sell fruits and vegetables are grocer!”

How can turtles take photos of themselves? Shell-fie sticks!

What do you call a secret agent molecule? Bond… ionic bond. β€œTaken, not shared.” What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? (Cut this part, but make a screeching noise)

How much does Santa’s sleigh cost? $0, it’s on the house.

If America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight there would be mass confusion.

I had a splinter once; it eventually got out of hand.

I’m going to go stand outside. If anyone asks, I’m outstanding.

Most people are shocked to find out how terrible an electrician I am!

What do mermaids wash their fins with? Tide What’s the coolest place to use the bathroom? The Lil Jon

Did you know that on average, people want three covers on their bed at all times? But that’s just a blanket statem

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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How do you top a car?

Tep on the brake, tupid!

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg!

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

An itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable

With an eyeth-berg

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How does one think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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How you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

An itheberg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an Ithberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithe-berg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg

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How do you think the Unthinkable?

With an ithberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

You thteer it into an itheberg

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How do you think the unthinkable

With an ithberg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChanandlerBong4
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

An ithberg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/owenstoller2004
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Banter-Bitch
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How do you think the unthinkable

With an ithberg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg!

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheburg

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an ithberg....

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What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg!

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How do you think the unthinkible? With an ithberg.
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How do you think the unthinkable?

You hit it with an itheberg.

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How do you think the unthinkable?

With an itheberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sensei_Skratch
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What thinks the unthinkable?

An ithberg.

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Imagine the titanic with a lisp..

It’s unthinkable

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Can you imagine if the Titanic had a lisp?

Unthinkable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScienceTeach86
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp

It’s unthinkable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycorona69
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Imagine the Titanic with a lisp.

It's unthinkable.

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