He’ll forever be remembered as the worst mechanic in the Russian Air Force
Because he's always Russian.
It’s reported he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River.
It's a piece-keeping operation. I'll be keeping this piece of Ukraine, and this piece. Ooh, and this piece is rather lovely, too!
Sanctions don’t permit capitalization there
Cri-me-a river
It’s Putin people in a bad situation.
(Sorry. My Dad said this while we were watching the news and it made me snort. Thought I’d share.
It is really horrible still, and I pray for the people of Ukraine. 💙💛🇺🇦)
Cause it lost decay
God im sorry
As part of its campaign of "de-not-Z-fication".
They thought it was fought between mos-Cow vs u-Crane
Putin gets to the customs officer and presents his passport.
Customs agent: And what's the purpose of your visit, Mr. Putin? Business or pleasure?
Putin: Business, of course.
Customs agent: Occupation?
Putin: No, not this time. Just visiting.
He did not make a plan. He just wanted to Russian.
"Vladimir Putin and not occupying, only visiting."
It's borderline torture
do you think Greece would help?
"This apartment has a strict no-animal policy.", he says. "Wait until they find out I have a bison."
Because they'd rather not be called "Not Z's"
To MYkraine.
Unbelievable, right?
No tanks
their Russian Chauffeur Picov Andropov, Russian Gas Station Attendant Phillip Antopitov, Russian Intern Igor Beaver, and their Russian Vacation Specialist Ivana Veekoff.
It's really Putin me down.
They've successfully established a No Fry Zone.
Give him 5 minutes and he would DESTROY Russian forces
The Poles
... that was CrimeA. This is CrimeB.
Don't believe me, check a map.
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
He’s going to Crimea River
