What is Santa’s favourite number?

Tw-elves

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When do Santa's elves have their Christmas party?

On December twelfth.

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My friend didn't appreciate this as much as you guys do.

http://imgur.com/TwSo98u.png

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Why is waking up at 3AM like a pigs tail?

It's Tw'early

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My friend made his first dad joke!

http://imgur.com/HhEOuTW

Me: Did you make that? My friend: I had a hand in it. Friends wife: eye roll

So proud of him.

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