Don’t be trippin’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/youngwilliam23
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I went to a drug dealer today to get a pair of shoes. I don’t know what it was laced with but I’ve been trippin all day.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amy_blue
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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These breakers be trippin'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IveGotTM87
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Yo dawg, you trippin'

Just dad joked my boyfriend:

We're walking the streets of New Orleans, when we see a pile of white mushrooms on the ground next to a truck. It looked like someone had stepped and slipped on them.

"Looks like they were tripping on shrooms..."

Groan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KateTheGnarly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2014
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why was the electrician in the hood?

coz switches be trippin,

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acceler8er
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I noticed my son's dress shoes were unlaced and dragging on the ground as we were leaving church on Sunday. My wife spoke up and said, "now honey, he's probably just stylin'"

I replied, "More like he'll be trippin' the way I see it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jackrabbits1im
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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I once got drugs from the back of a shoe store.

I'll never do that again, cause the dealer laced them with something.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakaComics
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2017
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I recently bought some new shoes off the local drug dealer

I’m not sure what exactly he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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Calling Hours and Acid

My dad and I were in the receiving line at the calling hours for a friend of mine. Grateful Dead and all things related, including LSD, were at the core of the friendship between my dad and my friend. As my dad reaches the last family member and attempts to kneel at his casket, his foot catches the upturned corner of the carpet. My dad whispers to me, "Trippin' with Jared one last time!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OMGBeckyLook
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2013
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Double dad joke

My daughter: Have you seen my pink bra, dad?

Me: The one on the bathroom floor I tripped on yesterday?

My daughter: Oh.

Me: It was a booby trap.

My daughter: Why you trippin, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jflowfosho
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2014
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Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Why did the hens babies keep falling over?

Cause Chicks Be Trippin'

:)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nekneit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2013
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced em with, but I was trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/m8tt_4
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, not sure what he laced them with...

But I was trippin all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superto3
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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I got these shoes from my drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I’m trippin’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brbsmith916
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was trippin’ all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stinkerhubbin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I just bought new shoes from my drug dealer.

I don't know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Father_Davinci
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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I bought these shoes from a drug dealer.

I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been trippin’ all day!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Speedy-McLeadfoot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I don’t know what he laced them with but I was trippin’ all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexanderlch
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2019
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I bought a pair of shoes from a drug dealer

I think he laced it because I've been trippin' all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FudgieDan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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I bought a pair of trainers from a drug dealer once,

I have no idea what he had laced them with, but I was trippin' all day.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2018
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Bought some shoes from a drug dealer

I dont know what he laced them with but I've been trippin all day!

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer

im not sure what he laced em’ with but i’ve been trippin all day

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrwizit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I bought these shoes the other day...

I am unsure what they are laced with... but I have been trippin' ever since.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SyncingShiip
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer the other day

I'm not sure what he laced them with, but I've been trippin' all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeardsTheWord
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2016
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Bought some new shoes from my drug dealer.

I have no idea what they were laced with but I have been trippin all day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DethronedDeity
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2015
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