Whenever I go fur trapping...
I bring my beaver cleaver.
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny.
Judge: What?
Lawyer: He's in a cent.
Judge: You're going to jail with him.
Mouse1, "You see that piece of cheese on the trap?"
Mouse2, "Yeah"
Mouse1,"Its to die for."
When I was younger, I felt like a man, trapped inside a woman body.
Did you hear about the redneck who stepped in a bear trap at the hoedown?
I guess it was a real shindigger
For a while Houdini used a trap door for every show he did.
But it was just a stage he was going through.
Never ever spell part backwards,
You have fallen into his trap
So the doctor sat me down and gently revealed to me me that my child is a boy trapped in a girls body...
...Until my wife gives birth that is. Only three more months to go!
What do you call a bird with trapped wind?
Did you hear about the whistleblower who got trapped in a Russian blizzard?
What’s the best way to trap a polar bear?
First drill a hole in the ice and line it with green peas. When the polar bear comes to take a pea, kick him in the icehole!
(Told to me by my dad at dinner this evening)
The trees around the house are starting to bud. I said to my wife, "Honey, do you know what happens when the trees leaf out?"
A look of hopeful curiosity washed over her as she fell into my trap. "No, what?"
"Very SHADY things."
It must've reminded her that she had something else to do that was very important.
How do you trap a drum kit?
I was once a boy trapped in a woman’s body
I tripped on my wife's bra...
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
What kind of lure do you use to trap popular people?
My son is a man trapped into a woman's body
They’ve locked down Liverpool John Lennon Airport and all the passengers are trapped inside
Imagine, all the people...
A patient bursts into his therapist's office and shouts, "Doc, you gotta help me. I keep dreaming that I'm trapped in a deck of cards!"
The therapist turns from his current patient and says, "I'm busy now. I'll deal with you later."
A fly and a flea were trapped in a flue...
“Let’s flee!” Said the fly,
“Let’s fly!” Said the flea,
And they flew through a flaw in the flue...
What is the opposite of a “Booby Trap”?
No one understands me when i say I like to paint peas in a cage.
I don’t what is so hard about it. I’m a trapped peas artist.
My new house has a lot of trap doors.
During my walkthrough it was a floor gone conclusion.
My wife said, "You act like a detective too much, I want to split up."
"Good idea!" I replied. "We can cover more ground that way!"
"Ho, ho, ho," the jolly bastard mused, unaware I'd been slinking in the shadows for days, ready to unleash my revenge. I'd memorized his patterns, followed his every move, and had set the perfect trap. Down the chimney, ensnared by my noose, and left hanging above the fireplace; I got what I wanted.
I wanted to know how to build big muscular shoulders. I tried asking a guy with big traps at the gym, but I still have no answer...
...every time I ask him, he just shrugs.
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
In recent news, a giant had a troubling discovery when he returned home from work.
After discovering he'd been given a parking ticket, the giant exclaimed in disappointment as he approached his house. This startled a burglar inside, causing him to flee from the property but not before trapping his stubby digit in the door, causing him to leave blood at the scene. Thankfully, the giant's powerful nasal abilities allowed him to aid police as he was able to detected the exact nationality and gender of the robber in question. When interviewed, the giant simplified the story for us by saying,
"Fee, Fie, Foe, Thumb, I smell the blood of an English Man."
What do you call Kevin sealing the joints of a booby trap?
CAUTION: THIS POST IS A BLUE BEE TRAP!
Lawyer says, my client is trapped in a penny
Never spell 'Part' backwards
don’t spell part backwards
When I was younger I felt like a man trapped in a woman’s body.
When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped in a woman's body ...
DO NOT spell the word "part" backwards. It's a trap.
I used to feel like a man trapped inside a woman's body
I tripped over my wife's bra
My son is a man trapped in a woman's body.
I tripped over my wife’s bra...
I confessed to my family today that, “When I was younger, I felt like a man trapped inside a woman’s body."
I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body
Lawyer: My client is trapped inside a penny!
Judge: Stuck in a penny?
Lawyer: Yes, he’s in a cent!
Tripped over my wife's bra.
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