My trademark for extremely small grains of rice was rejected
Not sure why. I call it "Minute Rice" and it only takes about an hour to cook.
I tried to trademark an unit for pressure...
But the patent office wouldn’t have a bar of it
Why can’t the Infinity car company trademark ∞?
The legal battle would be endless.
What did the French Trademarker say to his partner?
J'™e
What’d the ocean say when it refused to sue Frank Ocean for trademark infringement?
Nothing. It just waived.
Somebody should market a beer called “Occasionally”.
So when asked, I can say, “I only drink occasionally”.
Dadjoked by a legal opinion
From a trademark case filed by Zatarain's (the jambalaya guys) regarding competitor's "Chicken Fry" and "Fish Fry". Zatarain's lost at the district level and appealed.
"Battered, but not fried, Zatarain's appeals from the adverse judgment on several grounds."
I audibly groaned.
