A list of puns related to "Tornadoes"
It would be called "Vortexas".
It's only a draft at the moment.
but it’s only a small draft at the moment
Wind meals!
Credit goes to my 6 year old
It really blew me away
My eight hear old son, James, says, "tornadoes are so powerful they can throw everything." I said, "that is not true." He says, "they can literally throw anything, dad!" So I say, "well, have you ever seen a tornado throw a tantrum?"
He slapped his forehead and shook his head.
It's just a draft at the moment.
"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"
It’s only a draft at the minute.
A cathastrophy
It’s just a refreshing breeze!
Oof
They told me, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
Roomers were flying.
It was called the VoreTex-as.
The scene was udder annihilation.
Da brie was everywhere
It was udder disaster
Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."
She was cooking up a storm.
Such an utter disaster
John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank
“Jesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”
Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards
John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones
“For Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”
With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.
All that's left is wrecked angles.
All that was left was de Brie.
Wanna go for a spin?
A cyCLONE!!
He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"
Wendys
What a udder disaster !
There's a twist at the end.
A funnel cake!
It's only a draft at the moment.
It's only a draft at the moment
Blew me away
It really blew me away
The company said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
They said, “If your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”
There’s nothing left but de brie.
Twister!
They said, “If your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”
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