If Texas saw many, many more tornadoes

It would be called "Vortexas".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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I’ve started writing a book about whirlwinds and tornadoes

but it’s only a small draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FuntCaseKid
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2021
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What food do tornadoes eat?

Wind meals!

Credit goes to my 6 year old

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tanski14
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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My friend suddenly told me a joke about tornadoes

It really blew me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Tornadoes

My eight hear old son, James, says, "tornadoes are so powerful they can throw everything." I said, "that is not true." He says, "they can literally throw anything, dad!" So I say, "well, have you ever seen a tornado throw a tantrum?"

He slapped his forehead and shook his head.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHobbitPimp
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2016
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I'm starting to write a book about a tornado disaster

It's just a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyCatsAreDumb
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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What did the windmill say to the tornado?

"Honestly, I'm a big fan!"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2021
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I’m currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..

It’s only a draft at the minute.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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What happens if a cat wins a dog competition during a tornado?

A cathastrophy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D4rk3rl1fe
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is a tornados favorite game?

Twister

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anddditburns
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2020
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I saw a tornado once.

It really blew me away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wO0h0onow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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Don't know why everyone is afraid of an F5 tornado...

It’s just a refreshing breeze!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What should you say if a tornado blows off 25% of your roof?

Oof

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simwalkedaway
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I am trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but the companies keep denying my application.

They told me, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Did you hear about the boarding house that was hit by a tornado?

Roomers were flying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emjay144
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Did you hear about the tornado in southern USA that was swallowing everything in its path?

It was called the VoreTex-as.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deciperer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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Did you hear about the cow farm destroyed in the tornado?

The scene was udder annihilation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nevets52
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Did you guys hear about the tornado that hit a cheese shop recently?

Da brie was everywhere

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qwopcircles
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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D'you know what happened to the cow that got sucked into a tornado?

It was udder disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firest0rmRekT
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Priorities during a tornado

Multiple tornado warnings in south central Wisconsin where I live and my dad's first response is "We better not have a tornado. I just mowed the lawn, I don't want my house's debris all over it."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattyJV
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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My wife made a tornado for dinner.

She was cooking up a storm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teeim
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2020
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Did you hear about the cow that got swept up in the tornado?

Such an utter disaster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmed24
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Two men were caught in a severe storm

John saw a tornado out the window of Frank’s house and said to Frank

β€œJesus man! that’s an F5! We gotta get to cover Frank!”

Tornado rapidly approaches within 100 yards

John was looking for the cellar door and found 2 different ones

β€œFor Fuck’s sake Frank which is the best cellar!?”

With the tornado bearing down on them, Frank sprang into action and grabbed the latest James Patterson novel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dudemansick
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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tornado drill

coming to a home depot near you!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamyule
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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My geometry class got hit by a tornado today.

All that's left is wrecked angles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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A tornado destroyed a French cheese factory.

All that was left was de Brie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CheeseheadDave
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What did the tornado say to the car?

Wanna go for a spin?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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What do you call it when a tornado splits into two?

A cyCLONE!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PringleMuffin123
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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The Lone Ranger woke to see that his tent had blown away by a tornado...

He decided,"Tonto,we're not in canvas anymore!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite place to get a burger?

Wendys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/palewine
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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Did you hear about the cow who flew away in the tornado ?

What a udder disaster !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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Did you hear the one about the tornado?

There's a twist at the end.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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You looks are like a tornado

You blow me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegreatgazoo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What do you give a tornado for its birthday?

A funnel cake!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/socco51
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I'm writing a book about hurricanes and tornadoes...

It's only a draft at the moment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes

It's only a draft at the moment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Was told a joke about a tornado the other day.

Blew me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Wow, that was a huge Tornado

It really blew me away

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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I was trying to get tornado insurance for my campsite, but I was refused.

The company said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I went to get tornado insurance for my camp site, but the bank refused.

They said, β€œIf your tent gets blown away, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2020
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When the weatherman said there was a tornado in the area I was blown away.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ailyara
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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A tornado destroyed my cheese shop.

There’s nothing left but de brie.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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I tried to buy tornado insurance for my camp site, but the company refused.

They said, β€œIf your tents get blown over, you won’t be covered.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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What is a tornado's favorite game to play?

Twister!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2019
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