Toe Nail Puns

A list of puns related to "Toe Nail"

I once got my toe nails professionally trimmed. They used a hardened steel tool for smoothing my clipped nails...

In other words, a pedi-file.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Then it must work.

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👤︎ u/IcebergSlim619
📅︎ Dec 07 2018
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Pun Request: Foot

I need to write a bit about "digital footprints" for a class.

I figured I should throw a few foot puns in to spice things up.

However, soon I found that trouble was afoot.

I'm starting to run dry and am close to being dead on my feet.

Can I get a few extra hands (and feet) to throw in some ideas?

Toe/heel/knee puns also welcome.

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👤︎ u/zachiswach
📅︎ Jan 29 2014
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Got my girlfriend. Hope many more to come.

She was sorting things into a dresser and pulled out a box of nails.

"Yeah, I probably shouldn't keep nails in the sock drawer."

"Unless they're toe nails."

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👤︎ u/The-Sea-Bass
📅︎ Dec 20 2014
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Even at Christmas, there's no stopping him.

Daughter (pointing out a specific color in a nail polish set): "Hey! That nail polish is on my toes right now!"

Dad: "No, that nail polish is in the box right now."

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👤︎ u/justinerwin
📅︎ Dec 25 2014
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