Why did the moron tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

He didn't want to wake the sleeping pills.

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I wish i weren't related

Me: "My finger tips and toes always get so cold when I'm sleeping. I must have poor circulation".

Dad: "Then you must not be a son of mine! Good circulation has always been in our blood!"

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