"Look at what kids your age make in China!"
The whole industry is run by the Aluminati.
It’s uncanny!
A tintin kit
It was soda-pressing.
My dad says "you mean the can't opener?" -.-
"Ok, well, I've got a tube of glue"
"Ha, I've got an entire tin of glue"
"I've got... Bread"
"Damn it, you win. I can't handle that with my glue tin 'n taller ants"
But it wooden whistle
So I Bought a steel whistle
But it steel wooden whistle
So I Bought a lead whistle
But it steel wooden lead me whistle
So I Bought a copper whistle
But the copper steel wooden lead me whistle
So I bought a tin whistle
Now I can whistle
No, but a tin can.
That's a rubbish joke.
Have you heard about these terrible hotel conditions in Sochi? I even heard that they have had to shit into a can. Ya, the news keeps mentioning this poo-tin!
So when I was cooking in the kitchen (which is very narrow and small) I accidentally brushed up on a loosely closed tin can of Door Varnish spilling it all everywhere. I had to explain after I tried to clean it up to my mother and brother.
Me: So yeah, I spilled the whole can of door varnish on the kitchen floor and the hallway, it's going to hard to walk around for a little while.
My Brother: changes conversation Anyways are you free tomorrow, Mum?
My Mother: Yes, but first we must get out of this sticky situation.
