I want to post a Tik Tok video of me playing my guitar but...

... I'd probably be band.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Tik tok bean o clock
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamid1103
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Don't put soy sauce on your testicles like the viral Tik Tok videos say.

Never Kikkoman in the balls.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koto65
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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β€œDo you have Tik Tok?”

β€œYeah, I actually have all of Ke$has albums.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kclbancroft
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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this person just made a tik tok joke.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diviniled
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Did you know that 10+10 and 11+11 are the same thing?

Because 10+10 is twenty and 11+11 is twenty too..

Edit: thank you for awards, I have never gotten one before. I apologize that this is a repost, I did see it on TikTok and thought that it was cute and wanted to share. In the future I will check the sub for similar content before I post anything.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewzerman
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2021
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My son asked me what does gay mean

Me: it's means being happy

Son: so are you gay dad?

Me: no son, I have an wife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CAUSTIC101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Where do clocks upload their videos?

Tik Tok

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2021
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What do you call a minty horse on social media?

A tik tok tic tac clip clop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adam_Gill_1965
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
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What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?

TikTok

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I did nazi that one coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtc30001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why do Redditors hate clocks?

Cause every second they Tik Tok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Flunterwat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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I bought a new clock. Total waste of money.

It’s spends all day doing tik toks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.

I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.

Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.

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How does a millennial learn to tell the time?

With TikTok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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How did TikTok become so popular?

They chose a really good TokTik

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sedulas
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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I cant watch my clock anymore!

The tik toks are so annoying...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker1155
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Once long ago, a fisherman heard beautiful singing while he was alone a at sea.

He followed the enchanting voice till he came upon a singing yellowfin tuna. He knew he had found something incredible. He caught the fish, kept it alive and returned home.

He showed his friends and posted videos on tik tok, and the singing fish went viral. It could sing almost anything, but Pavarotti was it's favorite.

The fisherman toured around the world with the fish and set up a website to sell merch. The clothing he made sold like crazy, so he ordered thousands of short sleeve shirts to be made in advance.

Unfortunately, the fish died, and the public lost interest. The fisherman was left with endless opera tuna tees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/basmith0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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