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Tics Puns

A list of puns related to "Tics"

I lost my Tic Tacs today....

Now, I'm looking for replacemints.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Mar 10 2021
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Do these clock hands tic?
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👤︎ u/chocolaterush
📅︎ Sep 20 2020
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Did you hear about the spies who planted tiny microphones inside a box of tic-tacs?

They were in four mints.

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👤︎ u/JiminyKirket
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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It's the opposite day and my friend challenges me in tic tac toe. when it's his turn, he grabs the pencil by his foot. I ask him why and he responds:

"I'm playing the toe tactic"

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👤︎ u/Aglaz
📅︎ Sep 25 2020
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I sometimes think about stuffing figs with Tic-tacs for dessert, but never actually tried it

It's just a fig mint of my imagination

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👤︎ u/lieslieslieslieslies
📅︎ Jul 10 2020
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My idea for a Tic-tac-toe movie failed

Although it looked good on paper

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👤︎ u/CrimsonBlade25
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Got bit by a sheep tic amidst this pandemic

Now I have corona and lymes

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👤︎ u/tbonemistake
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?

They say he made a mint.

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👤︎ u/smolprincess928
📅︎ Oct 16 2019
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The guy at 7 eleven asked if I wanted 10 free packs of Tic-Tacs with my purchase, and I asked him under what condition?

Mint condition.

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👤︎ u/LadySparta729
📅︎ Aug 08 2019
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Out of curiosity, I very quietly slipped an old Tic Tac into my mouth.

It was a silent expired mint.

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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What do you call it when Tic Tacs are introduced to peppermint patties?

Mints meet.

(credit to my actual dad for this joke)

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👤︎ u/dadjokeaccount
📅︎ Aug 15 2018
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Did you hear about the tic tac and the altoid that fell in love?

They were mint for each other

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👤︎ u/little_shop_of_hoors
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Why can one artist never beat another artist at tic tac toe?

They always end up drawing

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👤︎ u/Redditotten
📅︎ Nov 08 2018
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Found an old box of Tic Tacs under the bed from 1997 and I amazed at how well preserved they were.

They were in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/NegativePrimitive
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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What is the difference between tic-tac-toe and footsies?

One of them is a game, the other is a toe tactic.

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👤︎ u/ozylanthe
📅︎ Jun 20 2018
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For sale - tic tac, partially eaten

Still in mint condition

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👤︎ u/Twigsnapper
📅︎ Aug 17 2016
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I saw a guy advertising a case of Tic Tacs for sale.

I asked him if the case was opened.

He said no - it's in mint condition.

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👤︎ u/janus10
📅︎ Dec 16 2017
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Babies toes are almost the same size and shape as tic-tacs.

That makes them tic-tac-toes.

My friend is a new dad and posted this one to Facebook. Instant facepalm.

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👤︎ u/_WizKhaleesi_
📅︎ Aug 01 2015
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Two master strategists get a pen and paper and prepare for a game of tic-tac-toe.

Then they draw.

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👤︎ u/madeAnAccount41Thing
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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Did you hear about the guy that invented Tic Tacs?

I hear he made a mint

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👤︎ u/wellzy33
📅︎ Feb 14 2018
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