A rogue in labour was shouting: Can't! Can't! Can't!

Her husband: Doctor, is that...thieves cant? Doctor: No, those are contractions.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/DandyBeyond
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why don't thieves speak Common?

Because thieves' cant.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/RabbiRexTexas
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