Today I read a pamphlet on the history of incandescent bulbs...
It was light reading.
Dude 1: “Hey bro?” Dude 2: “Yeah bro?” Dude 1: “Can you hand me that pamphlet?”
Dude 2: “Brochure”
I was walking into the grocery store today and this guy asked if I wanted a pamphlet on saving the planet
I said "bro, sure!"
What did the pamphlet say to the other pamphlet when asked for some help?
Bro-chure
A pamphlet is like a brochure! I just had a baby in October so I’m workin on my dad jokes. I just made this one up. Take it easy on me 😅
I asked my co-worker, "Bro, you want this pamphlet?"
He said, "Brochure."
I just printed out a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid saying the wrong things and getting into a fight.
Who wants some?
Man #1: "Sir, would you like a pamphlet about our organization?
Man #2: "Bro, sure."
What do you say when a guy asks if you want a pamphlet?
Brochure
Guy: Hey dude, can I interest you in this pamphlet on dad jokes?
Me: Bro, sure
Look what I found at the back of my church pamphlet this morning.
Dude, can you please fetch me that pamphlet?
Brochure.
What's the proper response to one of your friends offering you a pamphlet?
Brochure
I asked my friend "Bro, can you help me designing this pamphlet?"
He said "Brochure"
I just printed a bunch of pamphlets on how to avoid conflicts and not say the wrong thing.
Who wants some?
“Hey dude, can you hand me a pamphlet?”
“For you, Bro? Sure.”
Some guy asked me if I wanted a pamphlet....
I told him, bro sure.
Hey bro do you want this pamphlet?
brochure
The salesman asks me " Do you want this pamphlet?"
I reply: "Brochure!"
What did the frat guy say when the other frat guy offered him a pamphlet?
Brochure.
