My favorite part of the morning is the sound of pouring coffee into my metal thermos

It’s the little tings in life, ya know?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cold_Shogun
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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I just got a thermos tattoo

Now I tell everyone, don’t touch my thermos tat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingJiggaMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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My dad just got a tattoo of a Thermos on his palm...

Now whenever someone tries to shake his hand he says "Don't you dare touch my thermos tat!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koleslaw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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Son: Dad, whats that....Dad: Its a Thermos. It keeps hot stuff hot and cold stuff cold......Son: Whats in it.....

Dad: 2 Cups of Coffee and an Ice Cream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comer2k
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Got a new tattoo

My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bosozokulove
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Eye roll upto the brain
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyYoda
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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Dad, I'm so much cooler than you.

Well, put on a jacket, then. You still don't get to touch the thermostat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zotiko
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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Dad punsare always fun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffl3copter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Me: See? To prove I'm not a boring house dad I went and got a tattoo!

Her: Oh, cool! It's.. uh?

Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Her: (reaching towards me) Well, uh, the line work is certainly..

Me: (slaps hand away) Don't touch the thermos tat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HIGHxCLASSxHOBO
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My father recently got a new tattoo

It was of a Thermos flask that he took to work

I was just checking it out closely, just then he said

"Hey, don't touch my Thermos tat"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dadushka008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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We need to change the temperature FAST

ThermoSTAT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/http-ang
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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It's cold in the office

Let me adjust my thermos tat..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zombie-narwhals
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo

Mom: Oh cool! It's... uh?

Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Mom: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...

Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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Dad: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo.

Wife: Oh cool! It's... uh?

Dad: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work!

Wife: Well, uh, the line work is certainly...

Dad: Don't touch the thermos tat!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Srayel
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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