The best way to make an atheist a theist is using the spacebar.
Do you know the difference between an atheist and a theist?
The space bar.
How do you turn a bee into a theist?
You make it beelieve
How do you convert an atheist to a theist?
Just give them a little space.
Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist?
He didn’t think there was a dog.
What do you call someone who believes 12.5% of the Bible.
An eighth theist.
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible
I guess that makes me an eight-theist
I only believe in a God 12.5% of the time
Because I’m an eighth-theist
A cannibal once pissed off some catholic preachers
It was because he ate-theist
What do you call someone that worships The Fonz?
An ayyye theist.
I only believe 12,5% of the bible.
I guess that makes me a eighth-theist
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
Because I am an eighth-theist.
i now believe in 12.5% of the bible
am an eigth-theist
I only believe 12.5% of what it says in the Bible
Guess that makes me eighth-theist
I only believe in a God 12.5% of the time
Because I’m an eighth-theist
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible.
I guess that makes me an eighth-theist.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible
I'm an eighth theist
Believing only 12.5% of the Bible
Makes you an eighth theist.
I only believe in 12.5% of the bible..
Guess that makes me an eighth theist.
I only believe in 12.5% of the Bible...
That makes me an eighth theist.
