My great grandfather took down the most Nazi planes in all of the Second World War...
He was the worst mechanic in the entire German Airforce.
Our oldest has been obsessed with the new God of War. When he got home from school, I said "did you hear that they have two more games planned?"
His face lit up and he asked "really?"
"Yeah, the follow-ups to Ragnarok: Ragnapaper and Ragnascissors."
He is currently not speaking to me.
The Civil War the liberals want
What happened to Russians in the Winter War?
Wanda lost sight of her life after the events of Infinity War
Thankfully, she fully recovered her vision.
During the war, when board games were illegal, my GrandFather was arrested.
He was a Yahtzee sympathiser.
Did yo know that in "Avengers: Infinity War," the reason they didn't make a Sherlock joke, despite having RDJ and Cumberbatch share the screen...
... is that the writers thought it would hit to close to Holmes.
Thanos in Avengers Infinity War: “You should have gone for the head.”
“You made a mistake with the Thor Axe.”
Saw a new spin on a classic boardgame. You play as punctuation waging war against each other across the English language.
Justin Timberlake announced that he will be joining the war efforts in Ukraine.
It’s reported he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River.
The last time the United States had to fight off a foreign invasion was against the British in The War of 1812.
Just think, if the British had won, we'd all be speaking English now.
Did you know that poultry was what won the revolutionary war?
All the colonies had to do was make tons of chicken catch-a-Tory!
The world Tug of War championships have been abandoned after the contestants managed to knot themselves in the rope.
The competition was declared a tie.
My Italian mother never returned from the war
During the cold war members of the hive were on high alert
One of the workers was very quiet, probable KGB.
Civil war jokes are the worst
I General Lee don't find them funny at all.
How long did it take the annoying drunk to explain the civil war at the sports bar?
Four scores and seven beers.
I asked my friend who lives in Saudi Arabia what he thought about the Iraq war. He said he had no idea what I was talking about. Shocked I said, “ what? Its all over the news, have you been living under Irock?”
Did you hear about the soldier that went through Pepper spray and mustard gas during the war?
He's a seasoned Veteran now
With the war and inflation, the cost of bread is up 40%...
...and it's still rising.
What did Elmer Fudd say after he joined the war on religion?
Be very very quiet, I'm hunting abbots.
Which relic of the Cold War was built by a Pixar robot?
The Mexican army suffered a great loss in the last battle of the war.
There was only Juan left standing.
Why does it appear Ukraine might be winning the War?
After watching me read “War and Peace”, my son asked me, “Dad, why is the book so thick?”
Me: Well, it’s ......a long story.
During the Cold War, customs rules said to deny entry of certain crimson-colored, fine dinnerware.
But it all got through, because the U.S. didn’t recognize red china.
Norway just made the decision to put QR codes on the side of all its war ships.
Now they can Scandinavian!
The Russian presidents great grandparents didn't use their toilet during the war...
They had to use the Poo tin.
The Trojan war between the Greeks and Troy was really fought over the whether to adopt the metric or imperial system of measurement.
Why else would Achilles ride around shouting "Hectare, Hectare"
Why did Australia lose the Emu War?
They put a flightless bird in a fight or flight situation.
Credit: https://reddit.com/r/technicallythetruth/comments/srbmrb/theres_only_one_option/
I was very disappointed to find that the movie “Dunkirk” was a World War II movie…
And not the biography of William Shatner
Why does the horseman "War" always wear the same outfit?
Because War...War never changes.
I recently placed a bid for a rifle used in the war by a French officer.
It was in good shape having only been dropped twice in surrender.
I'm so glad the war between Toyota and Mitsubishi is over.
They both signed the Honda Accord.
If the North had lost the Civil War,
the Regrettysburg Address would’ve been just as eloquent.
Everyone always goes on about how the Imperial War Museum in London is amazing
But nobody visits the Metric War Museum, just across the road.
Why do Swedish war ships have barcodes painted in the side?
So when they come in they can Scandinavian.
Towards the end of WW2 the Americans decided to try out an advanced, decisive strategy for war ..
Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine.
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
Justin Timberlake announces that he’ll be joining the war in Ukraine.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
Justin Timberlake announces he will be going to Ukraine to join the war effort, he will be stationed at
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