The United States Of America Puns

A list of puns related to "The United States Of America"

Missouri has the most bordering states (8, tied with tennessee) out of any of the 50 United States of America. You know what they say, Missouri loves company.
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👤︎ u/dudemanandnewman
📅︎ Dec 07 2017
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We need to add three more states to the United States of America

53 states would make it a prime number; One nation, indivisible.

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👤︎ u/BradC
📅︎ May 18 2017
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Obama making dad jokes like

"dad, I'm hungry"

"hi hungry, I'm the President of the United States of America"

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👤︎ u/blindgynaecologist
📅︎ Dec 02 2016
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