I was watching Star Trek: The Next Generation on my mobile and the feed shut off.
I got a text from my mobile provider saying I’d exceeded my monthly Data allowance.
Last night in bed, I was gazing up at the stars and thinking to myself....
Where the fuck is my roof ?
I was outside, laying down, at night, admiring the stars and the moon
I've got the body of a porn star....
All my clothes says XXXX.
Chewbacca of Star Wars was once a great baseball player in The Major Leagues. . . . . .
Seriously, he won Wookie of the year.
Who stared as Han Solo in the Scandinavian remake of Star Wars?
William Shatner, Star Trek’s Captain Kirk, is said to be extremely disappointed after the collapse of his recently launched women’s underwear business...
Apparently, nobody was interested in buying ‘Shatner Panties’.
I promised my new girlfriend the sun, the moon and the stars....
So, I took her to the planetarium.
Ever since the Death Star blew up, Anakin has taken to the NY Stock Exchange
What is the name of the big hairy guy in a redneck Star Wars remake?
Tell a man there are three hundred billion stars in the universe, and he believes you.
Tell him a bench has wet paint on it, and he has to touch it to be sure.
Last night as I lay in bed staring at the stars I thought to myself
Where the heck is the ceiling?
I hear they are making a new Star Trek movie about the crew stealing the Enterprise and going to a planet to search for a mythical spoon with tines...
It's Star Trek: The Search for Spork
So I was laying in bed last night, looking up at the stars.
Then I realised. Where the f*** is my roof?
What about the star?
My husband and I finally finished decorating the Christmas tree tonight. There’s always a star and we forgot to grab the box from the basement. I said to my husband, “What about the star?” Without skipping a beat, he says, “It’s 2020. Zero stars.”
What do you call a statue in the star wars shop?
Australian tennis star Bernard Tomic's sister, Ana, agreeing with her friend Ally about the positions of body parts
A husband and wife were at a marriage counselor. The wife complained, "he only talks about Star Wars! I've had it. I'm leaving him!" The counselor turned to the husband: "well?"
The husband looked at his wife and said, "divorce is strong with this one."
Did you hear about the crook who was stealing guitars from classic rock stars?
He was just arrested for Petty theft.
Mart Mc Fly traveling into the Star Wars universe be like,
Will you hurt your eyes if you look at the stars for too long?
This is a Sirius question.
My wife broke up with me at the star wars celebration. An anakin cosplayer came up to me, put his hand on my shoulder, and said...
Even though Spongebob is the main character, Patrick is the star.
What does a 6'10" Irishman with a sunburn have in common with the star named Betelgeuse?
They're both red giants, and way bigger than my son(sun).
What is the difference between an Australian pop star and Jesus on the toilet?
Why can't Mike Tyson live in the Star Wars universe?
Because it's inhothpitable.
What did the shooting star say to the journalist?
In a vote for my favourite film of the Star Wars franchise ...
... ‘Solo’ would win Hans down.
(I’m sure that’s been done before but it’s new to me. Sorry if that’s the case! Meanwhile I am trying to come up with a version about who shot first - Han or Greedo - but Solo had one Han up and the other under the table, so not both Hans and not really “down” either. Shucks)
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda: In charge of scheduling, I was.
The next Star Wars movie will debut a new droid with a comically-short attention span.
The Star Wars series is coming out with a female villain
She'll be able to use the force to raise and lower things.
Her name will be Ella Vader
What is the preferred hot beverage of movie stars?
What’s the difference between a good burger and a shooting star?
The burger is very meaty, but the other is a little meteor.
After watching Star Wars, my friend on tumblr told me he identifies as The Force
I guess that makes him a ForceKin
I heard the catering on the Star Wars movies was exceptional. An admirable snackbar.
How do you know which star is the Christmas star?
My wife said she'd leave me if I didn't stop the Star Wars puns.
Divorce is strong with this one.
If spongebob is the main character, why is Patrick the star?
Why did the Star Wars movies come out in the order: 456123?
In charge of the sequence. Yoda was.
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