I smoke my weed on the toilet
What are you if you smoke marijuana and masturbate at the same time?
A sketchy looking guy rented six smoke machines from my shop, so I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
My favorite sound is the smoke detector...
‘cause that’s how I know supper is almost ready.
What does Perry the Platypus smoke?
The janitor lady just asked me to smoke some weed with her
I turned her down I don't like high maintenance women
Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?
He's just looking for a pack.
We know the effects of second hand smoke are terrible.
Does anyone have peer reviewed studies on the effects of minute hand smoke?
Did you hear that the guy who got second place in that smoke machine design contest forgot how his prototype worked?
When they asked him about it, he said he didn’t have the foggiest idea.
What do the French smoke to get high?
I want to drink my coffee, smoke my cigarette, browse reddit on my phone all at the same time but I only have 2 hands. I wish I had another set of hands for this.
I think that would be pretty handy.
My cocky jockey friend likes to brag about how he gets to smoke weed while on the job.
I told him to get off his high horse.
What Tobacco Product Did the Ancient Mesopotamians Smoke?
The French don’t smoke weed.
The janitor in my apartment building asked whether I would hang out with her and smoke pot. I said no.
I can’t deal with a high maintenance woman.
The apple asked the Pear: Do you want to Smoke this fruit? Come on you’ll love it!
The pear responded: I will never succumb to your Pear-Pressure.
I always smoke some weed before showing up at the airport
What did the apple smoke a cigarette?
Because of pear pressure.
What did the smoker say when he ran out of smokes and found a cigarette pack?
Camping tip: If smoke follows beauty, and beauty is in the eye of the beholder...
... then smoke is always in your eye.
I tried to smoke some fish the other day
My dad said he used to smoke marijuana in the 60s
but now he smokes at any temperature.
I'm so mad that I've got severe burns this morning because the smoke detectors didn't work.
I used to smoke pot in the 60's...
Now I don't care what the temperature outside is.
What is it called when you smoke weed on the beach with an Asian dude?
The experts said my smoke alarms were too old...
..but they still work just fine. I think they are just being alarmists.
People from the Netherlands smoke weed because a large part of their country is underneath the sea level. They are only trying to get "high" so that they can escape the effects of global warming.
My dads response when I asked him if we could smoke the turkey...
Don't smoke and chew Wrigley's at the same time.
I saw a guy walk into a store and buy 5 smoke machines, so I called the cops.
He must be in some extreme mist group.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
A sketchy guy came into my store and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be part of some extreme mist group.
A sketchy guy just came to my shop and bought 12 smoke machines so I called the cops....
I thought he could be part of some extreme mist group
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines. So I called the cops.
He must be a part of some extreme mist group.
A sketchy guy just came into my shop and bought six smoke machines, so I called the cops...
I think he must be a part of some extreme mist group...
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