My date was supposed meet me at the gym but they didn't show up.
That's when I knew we weren't going to work out.
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
It’s crazy that Dubai doesn’t show The Flintstones on TV
The show was called Spongebob Squarepants...
but everyone knows the star was Patrick.
My daughter (6) and I were watching a show where the phrase “gelatinous mass” came up..
..so I blurted out, “That’s what jellyfish call church!”
rimshot
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
I told my date to meet me at the gym, but she didn’t show up.
I guess this means we can’t work out.
I know that SpongeBob is the title character of the show.
Why was the halftime show so good for the economy?
Because everybody's working for The Weeknd.
The only people to show up to my friend’s funeral were some of his one night stands and some friends from church.
The latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people....
......make up 75% of the world's population.
I accidentally used the wrong straw in my wife’s water bottle and broke it. She asked me to show her. I said...
This is the straw that broke the Camelback
The deaf girl didn’t show up to her court case yesterday
The Who once played a show at the mansion of the founder of Tim Hortons
It was the last time Horton heard a Who.
Statistics shows that people who have the most birthdays....
Which TV show pair has the best chemistry?
Walter White and Jesse Pinkman.
The show Phineas and Ferb came and went like their adventures.
Started with a bang and phineased unexpectedly.
edit: woah my first award. thank you u/LingThingLS
I was watching an Australian cooking show the other day
Every time the chef made a meringue, the audience clapped. I was confused. I always thought Australians boo meringue.
There's a new show on BBC where heroin junkies can determine via experts, how much money they've shot up over the years.
It's called,Cash in the Addict.
The show "How I Met Your Mother" was just
I wore a diaper to the comedy show
Just for shits and giggles
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
The police show up on a crime scene
They walk in and see a man standing over a body with a broken neck. So they take the man into questioning and ask him why he did it, the man said
“It was a snap decision”
My Dad(64) always shows up to every event 10 minutes after it's started. We bought him a watch, told him the start time was earlier than it was, we've tried everything, but nothing works...
We just have to accept that he's a Late Boomer.
How did Samuel win the work talent show at the mobile phone factory?
I recently watched a Reality show about flat earthers trying to find the edge of the world, but it was a little disappointing.
The finale wasn’t a cliffhanger.
With the lack of sports on television, networks are going to show the world origami championship.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
Who else wants to see a puppet show, minus the puppets?
Let's see a show of hands..
Why do the police show up early to peaceful protest?
They like to beat the crowds.
*Ted receiving the Best Dentist award at the Dentist award show*
This award is my crowning achievement but this is the only plaque that’s allowed in my house.
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience clapped when the chef made meringue
I was quite surprised, as Australians normally boo meringue.
Originally posted by u/knowthe_numbers
I was on a game show and the final question was "What do you call a 3D painting made out of plaster?" I couldn't think of the answer and I was worried I'd lose all of the money. Then I got it right!
I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn’t show up.
That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.
I can’t believe people are still making “Friends” references 15 years after the show ended.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Spongebob may be the title character of the show.
The show was called Spongebob Squarepants
But everybody knows the star was Patrick
It’s been more than 15 years since the show was over, but people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...
...Australians usually boo meringue
Spongebob Squarepants may be the main character on the show..
I can’t believe that even after 15 years of the show ending, people are still making “Friends” references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.
I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.
I was watching an Australian show and the audience applauded when the host made a lemon meringue.
I was confused because I thought Australians usually boo meringue.
Why do the police show up early to the riots?
I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.
I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.
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