The doctor replies: "Wow nurse! That's very Organ-ized!"
Sorry for going on a tangent
The Warden said "he's a little condescending"
It was a good aluminum foil
It folded
Her job performance was de-creasing.
... it’s ok but, we recovered.
It was a real pane in the asp.
It was riveting.
He started off by taking notes
She said she wanted a paperback for her birthday.
We’re totally screwed.
I responded, "Well, I dunno, but if it was a pizza sheet, then I probably threw it away."
I shed a tear.
Fraternal twin sheets
I was compiling a shopping list for things to pick up from the store when I asked my wife if there was anything she could think of to add.
"I don't know... Dryer sheets?"
"Dryer sheets? The ones on the bed right now seem pretty dry, I don't know how much drier the ones at the store will be..."
Classic.
To Infiniti, and Bed Bath & Beyond!
