Did you hear about the Egyptian royal family that had harmonious flatulence?
They had a little toot-in-common.
If you rearrange the letters in "Royal Mail"
They get extremely annoyed
My buddy says he’s a member of the royal family on paper
Prints
What did the royal taster say after drinking the poisoned water?
Not much
If Harry decided to take up painting now he’s stepped back from the royal family...
...he would be the artist formerly known as Prince.
What did the pregnant mare say when she gave birth upon being dealt a royal flush?
"I foaled."
Usually I pick the Royal Mail as a deliverer for my purchases
It's because they do it door-tudor
My friend the artist told me he didn’t have any cyan, azure, cobalt, navy, royal, or sapphire paint.
That was completely out of the blue.
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
The Queen was showing the Archbishop of Canterbury around the royal stable when one of the stallions close by farted so loudly it couldn't be ignored. "Oh dear," said the Queen, "I'm dreadfully sorry about that." "It's quite understandable," said the Archbishop,
and after a second, "For a moment there I thought it was the horse."
The latest royal baby just began speaking today! No comment from Buckingham Palace so far.
Apparently, Mum's the word.
Who are the royals of the school supplies?
The rulers
Royal etiquette: If Queen Elizabeth accidentally burps during dinner, the other guests must pretend that nothing happened.
Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.
I didn’t understand the kids’ fascination with Battle Royal Games
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
The Royal Norwegian Navy decided to put bar codes on all of their ships.
Now they can Scandinavian.
Why didn't the royal family accept candy from Donald Trump?
Because it wasn't king-size.
The BBC say that new royal baby's name will be announced in due course.
That's a terrible name.
I thought the Royal Family weren’t supposed to have political alignments
... but the news tells me that the Duchess of Cambridge is in Labour.
Why are the royals so fruity about their weddings?
It has to be very public, so they cantaloupe.
How did the detective solve the royal murder?
Fingerprince
