I didn’t understand the kids’ fascination with Battle Royal Games
But after a fortnight, I finally did.
The key to winning in Battle Royale games is the element
Of supplies
Commentator
Everytime someone is announcing a football game or the like, my dad says something along the lines of,
"He's an ok commentator, but he's no royal spud!"
He then procedes to grin with that self-pleased dad smile.
My dad has a gas powered blender with motorbike-style handle bars.
I was at a Yankees vs Royals baseball game. I text my dad to tell him, "They have a promo for tailgating on the jumbotron. They had your blender!" He replies back, "One like mine. I just looked, mine is in the garage."
