A list of puns related to "The Poisonwood Bible"
I am going to be a junior in High School next year and am taking AP Literature. As a prerequisite, I need to read multiple books over the summer. However, for one of them, I get to chose between the Handmaidβs Tale and the Poisonwood Bible. I donβt care which is easier, just which is more enjoyable to read. Anyone who is familiar with them, what would you choose?
I guess I shouldn't have taken the Lord's name in vein.
If i told a Christian ,for example, how bible glorifies rape in some (by some i mean many) instances, theyd say im lying but in reality, there is so many parts praising and encouraging it.
Religion is helluva drug, kids
So he could spread the word
Sega Genesis.
Turns out there was a lot of cross referencing.
DUDEronomy
When thrown at a close-range, especially.
For instance, when I was watching the Bible Project, I realized the Epistle to the Romans was written at the time when the Jews returned to Rome after once being evicted by the Roman emperor, and there were arguments between the Jews and Gentiles about whether to keep certain Moses's law. I am really mesmerized by this sort of knowledge and wondering how I can get more. What are some books I can read to know more? Thank you so much!
Christians got the Bibleβs autographed by the man guilty of all the deadly sins while a casino was paying for the funeral costs of the victims.
As the Bible says, you shall know them by their fruits.
EDIT: The Poarch Band of Creek Indians owns and operate the following casinos: Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Atmore; Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Wetumpka; and, Wind Creek Casino & Hotel, Montgomery. Tip of the hat to the Native tribes who used their Casino wealth to act more Christian than the Christians in a time of need.
I guess you can call me an eightheist
Before you go all pork on me, I'll give you some insight. In Islam you discard anything with God's name on it by burning it. Yesterday in Statistics, our teacher found a Bible that was left in our class. No one knew who it belonged to and our teacher said, "You can't throw it in the trash right?, there's a thing against that.?" and I, THE ONLY HIJABI IN MY GRADE said "I think you're supposed to burn it" The whole class turned and looked at me like I wanted to kill them. I just checked and one of the proper methods of disposing a bible is by cremating it so I was right. I posted it in r/izlam, and someone commented "Yeah, in germany we have bad memories about burning books, but we were mostly nazis back then burning anything that is against fascist doctrine" maybe the reactions were because I live in a primarily jewish town, or because christians are unaware of how holy scriptures are to be recycled. TL;DR: My teacher asked how you dispose of a Bible and I said to burn it because that's the proper method but looked SAVAGE
UPDATE: https://www.reddit.com/r/tifu/comments/ah0bxl/tifu_update_on_burning_the_bible_post/
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The Bible says that if your eyes or hand cause you to sin, you should gouge out your eyes and chop off your hands.
It doesnβt say to blame women....
Hebrews
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