My uncle was in a band called The Hinges.
They supported The Doors.
Jehovah's Witness favourite band.
I'm in a band called Dyslexia....
We've just released our Greatest Shit album.
What's Santa's favorite metal band?
What’s the favorite band of NASCAR drivers?
How can you tell that the band “The Police” don’t like hot donuts?
They said you don’t have to put on the red light
What's the only band you can listen to while doing electric work?
You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?
Probably not, they've never had a hit.
Boy Band breaks up as boy becomes a girl
Does this mean they’ve lost a member?
I used to be the triangle player in a Jamaican band but I had to quit....
It was always just one ting after another.
Edit: Thanks for all the positive reactions to this joke. I’m glad I could make a few of you chuckle today.
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the rock band U2?
The plaintiffs lost the case because their lawyer was pro Bono
What is Jesus' favourite band?
Have you ever heard of the Band 920mb?
No because they haven't had a gig yet
Speaking of bands...
I should start a cover band called the blankets.
What was the tigers favourite band?
Did you hear about the band that got cancelled by PETA for their album art featuring trees made of flesh?
They caught a lot of meatwood flack
I play the triangle in a reggae band
I stand in the back and ting
Mick Jagger killed two members of a rival band...
Killed two Byrds with one Stone
What did the jazz band from Nepal call themselves?
There's a new band called wolfram
A band of armed babies...
Can you call them the infantry?
I'm naming my next band Knee Jerk
That way, we're sure to get a reaction.
At a job interview the interviewer asked me why i had a 4 year gap in my resume. I told him, that it’s because i went to yale. He looked impressed and told me i’m hired.
Have you heard the band 1023 Megabits?
They don't sound quite good enough to get a gig yet.
Did you heard about that band that came out of the Czech Republic?
I believe they are Prague rock.
A ghostly apparition of the rock band Procol Harem appeared on my bedroom wall.
I turned A Whiter Shade of Pale when I saw it.
The drummer in our band smashed his drums
I'm about to start a band called Alzheimerz.
We're only going to play forgotten songs.
What do a boy band and a dish sponge have in common?
I got a virus on my computer that starts playing a boy band's hits every time I turn it on, unless I send $50K in cryptocurrency to cyberperps in Russia....
I'm the victim of a Hansenware attack.
The only difference between a band teacher and a banned teacher
Did I tell you guys about the side-hustle plan I came up with? I’m going to do personal training for the band that recorded ‘Lola’ and ‘You Really Got Me’. It’s a good plan...
I just have to work out a few Kinks.
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
Have you heard of the band Pangea?
What’s the difference between an Indian restaurant and a Vietnamese restaurant?
Indian places are naan profit, Vietnamese places are pho profit.
What's chemist' s favourite band?
I've been diagnosed with a type of amnesia that makes me deny the existence of certain 80's bands.
Anyone who can spell the word drawer backwards...
What’s Indiana Jones’s favorite rock band?
Did you hear what happened when a man lied about his credentials to get in the band?
It was quite a con on drum ...
Who were the greenest Presidents in US history?
I used to be in a band called the Hinges....
I used to play the triangle in a reggae band
I left because it was just one ting after another
I used to be in a band called "The Hinges"
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