Woman goes to the butchers, "I'd like an oxtail please."
"Certainly" replies the butcher. "Once upon a time, there was an ox........."
What happened to the butcher when he backed into the meat grinder?
Nothing. He just got a little behind in his work.
Where does the butcher go to dance?
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Did you hear about the Butcher who went bankrupt?
We was finding it hard to make both ends meat.
Why did the PIg escape from the butcher's,?
What did the butcher say to the animal?
I met a smart butcher the other day
I went to the butchers and specifically asked for a bit of beef from a male cow, he gave me a bit from a female cow.
Turns out it was a miss-steak.
Just made it up what do you think?
You know what happened to my butcher after he didn't sell any pig products for the entire month of April?
An armless man was denied chicken by the butcher
When asked why, the butcher explained, "No arm, no fowl".
When Eminem ordered two pounds of steak at the butcher shop, they asked him if he wanted it packaged in paper or plastic. He said...
Neither, I brought my own rap.
A vegan lady went on a blind date with a man. She asked him what do you do for a living. He said he is a butcher. The lady said "eww that's grouse".
The butcher replied "a person who sells vegetables is grocer".
What happened when the Butcher became a surgeon
When he was performing my corneal transplant he gave me a ribeye.
To keep up with competition the butcher decided to add a second floor to his deli for all his beef products
I asked the Butcher's wife if I could have a couple of the nice looking Rib-Eyes on the top shelf.
She said, "I'm afraid not, the steaks are too high."
Why was the butcher nervous getting the meat from the top shelf?
The steaks were too high!
A nervous dwarf complained about my local butchers, apparently the stakes were too high
Why did the butcher go home early?
He said he was feeling offal
The Butcher lost all his beef on the floor the other day...
his steaks looked pretty low...
I walked into a butcher’s and asked for an ox tail. The butcher said ‘Sure thing...
once upon a time there was this ox...'
I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him fifty bucks that he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf.
He said, "No the steaks are too high."
What I saw at the local butcher
Did you hear about the wise butcher?
How does the muslim butcher respond when someone cracks a joke?
What did the butcher say as his arch nemesis ran away?
The butcher kept getting my order wrong. He gave me a porterhouse instead of a filet mignon!
He said it was a mis-steak.
I was talking to a butcher the other day who showed me a 10 pound bratwurst
So I said "A ten pound bratwurst? I never sausage a thing!"
What did the Canadian say when he entered the Mexican Butcher store?
Went to my butchers for my dinner but he gave me the wrong order
Did you hear the one about the butcher that backed into his grinder?
Did you hear the one about the butcher that backed into his grinder?
He got a little behind in his work!!
What did the butcher say after he backed into the meat slicer?
I'm a little behind in my work.
How does the Butcher introduce his wife to people?
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
Did you hear about the butcher that backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
I am a butcher by trade & yesterday I accidently backed into the meat grinder
I got a little behind in my work
The butcher backed up into his meat grinder
And as a result, he got a little behind in his work.
How did the butcher introduce his wife?
What happened when the butcher backed into the meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
How dit the butcher introduce his wife?
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
I bet my butcher he couldn't reach the meat on the top shelf. He said he wasn't going to bet with me.
He told me the steaks were too high.
What happened when the butcher backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher that backed up into the meat grinder?
he got a little behind in his work.
Did you hear about the butcher who backed into his meat grinder?
He got a little behind in his work
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