I just learned the past tense of remove!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Psst Psst! I know the past tense of remove

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiabloArya
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2021
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Did you guys know that ducks are terrible in tense situations?

They tend to quack under pressure.

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I was feeling tense so my girlfriend sent me a .gif to help.

It was a text massage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MLaBolle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Past tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slushii21
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I just told my dad that things were tense between me and my BFF right now.

He responded with "Wow. Things are so tents it yurts."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ImHannahGrace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Things have been a bit tense with my wife, with both of us stuck in quarantine all the time. We even had an argument about herbs the other day.

To be honest, it was about thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whistlepoo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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He must have been tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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Why was breakfast so tense?

I asked for eggs uneasy.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Time puns - The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlphaAxel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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It was tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackaroo8040
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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The past tense of bee...

...is wasp!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZGURemixer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2018
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Why was mission control so tense when NASA launched a cow into orbit?

It was a high steaks mission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zspratt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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One fifth of people are just too tense
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gsarge28
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2016
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It took the Simian Council weeks of tense negotiating for a new Constitution, but eventually...

it all ended with a Round of Ape Laws.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Romnonaldao
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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What's the present tense of Arkansas?

Arkansee

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kyledactyl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2018
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense onelinefun.com
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πŸ‘€︎ u/moses10960
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2017
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Dad Jokes defuse tense situations

I was home earlier than normal, and dad was in basement.

Dad: "Who's there, I'm armed." Me: "I'm legged." Both: Laugh. Tension gone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/riftrender
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2016
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A tense conversation with the wife

wife sneezes
baby wakes and starts to fuss
wife: Sorry little one didn't mean to wake you when I snooze
me: snoze?
wife: sure, freeze: froze, sneeze: snoze.
me: so is the present tense of chose "cheese?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tift
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2015
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Q: What's the past tense of "break"?

A: Broke

Q: What do people do with cigars and cigarettes?

A: Smoke

Q: What do you call a funny story that's supposed to make someone laugh?

A: Joke

Q: What's the most popular brand of cola in the world?

A: Coke

Q: What do you call the white of an egg?

A: Yolk.

No, it's the albumen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eldormilon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2013
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Guys I found out what the past tense of remove is.

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I recently discovered what the past tense of Remove is

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiamondChocobos
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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Tenses

The past, present and future walk into a bar. It was tense

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KieranD9503
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2017
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