So, they have just announced the tenth Fast and Furious movie...

Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Nov 29 2020
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December tenth is the best day of the year

I highly recommend 12/10

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📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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Dewey's doctor has been keeping track of all of his moles. The location and size of them. He's so thorough that he measures them all the way down to tenths.

He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..

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📅︎ Aug 14 2020
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It's the tenth Anniversary of Hitler's favorite day...

Nein, nein, nein!

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My tenth grade history teacher was definitely a Dad.

It was the end of class. Before dismissing us, he informs us that we won't be having class the next day and will instead be going to the gymnasium for an assembly. When the bell rang, as everyone was leaving class, I went to his desk and asked what the assembly was supposed to be about. His Response:

"I'm just a mushroom." ...awkward pause, stare... "I live in the dark and people drop crap on me."

I wasn't really sure how to react to that. With a confused look on my face, I just turned around and walked out the door. I'm still not sure if that was a dad joke or the musings of a bitter old man. Maybe both. I don't know, it just seems like it belongs here, if only for the sheer awkwardness of it.

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👤︎ u/thenfreak
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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Which is faster, hot or cold?

Hot, because you can catch a cold.

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Why do 9 ants get to live in an apartment for free?

Because they're not tenants

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What do you call someone who doesn't like tractors any more?

An extractor fan

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📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Kid started virtual decimal lessons today.

It was in tenths.

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📅︎ Sep 14 2020
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Why did the fraction one fifth go to the chiropractor?

Because he was two tenths.

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👤︎ u/Nkortega21
📅︎ Apr 18 2020
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When I went to the county courthouse to pay my fines with a bag full of dimes, the clerk wasn't very happy...

It was in tenths.

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The girlfriend told me to tell her what day it was.

10/4

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👤︎ u/fr4gnetic
📅︎ Oct 04 2016
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Did anyone see the questions on that math test?

It was in tenths!

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👤︎ u/JakeDaDerp
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Did you hear about the man that held up the bank for all their dimes?

It was a tenth situation.

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👤︎ u/pulpbear
📅︎ Apr 26 2019
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I stepped in to a machine..

on the first floor, seconds later i was on the tenth. Well, that escalated fast...

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Why did the dog refuse to get off the rug?

Because pawsession is nine-tenths of the law

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Why do exorcists moonlight as lawyers?

Because possession is nine tenths of the law.

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So I was monitoring our progress on Google Maps and calling out the distance to the next turn as it changed...

Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"

Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"

Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...

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📅︎ Sep 03 2014
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Told this one in Bio. today - Lymes disease

So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-

"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"

Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.

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📅︎ Jun 05 2014
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