A list of puns related to "Tenths"
Fast 10 Your Seat Belts.
I highly recommend 12/10
He called it the Dewey deci-mole system..
Nein, nein, nein!
It was the end of class. Before dismissing us, he informs us that we won't be having class the next day and will instead be going to the gymnasium for an assembly. When the bell rang, as everyone was leaving class, I went to his desk and asked what the assembly was supposed to be about. His Response:
"I'm just a mushroom." ...awkward pause, stare... "I live in the dark and people drop crap on me."
I wasn't really sure how to react to that. With a confused look on my face, I just turned around and walked out the door. I'm still not sure if that was a dad joke or the musings of a bitter old man. Maybe both. I don't know, it just seems like it belongs here, if only for the sheer awkwardness of it.
Hot, because you can catch a cold.
Because they're not tenants
An extractor fan
It was in tenths.
Because he was two tenths.
It was in tenths.
10/4
It was in tenths!
It was a tenth situation.
on the first floor, seconds later i was on the tenth. Well, that escalated fast...
Because pawsession is nine-tenths of the law
Because possession is nine tenths of the law.
Daughter: "Dad, maybe you don't update our progress every mile?"
Me: "Actually, I'm updating our progress every .1 of a mile. Does that make you tenth?"
Earned me the coveted groan with double eye roll...
So, I'm in my tenth grade Biology class and we get to the discussion about diseases and she mentions Lymes Disease. Almost immediately, I raise my hand and say with a straight face-
"Is a symptom of Lymes disease being sour?"
Boy, was I more proud then I should have been.
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