How do stoner couples file their taxes?
I once lived in a tax payer funded gated community.
I was released for good behavior.
Why are Sherlock Holmes' taxes so low?
He's a master of deduction
What do you call a tax on imported cow manure?
Not cool Dad...not cool
So my dad's telling my relatives the story of how my mom was in labor for 12 hours so they named me 'Laura' which if you say it in Vietnamese accent it's 'Lau-ra' which means "Long time to come out"...
IMAGINE FINDING OUT AFTER 21 YEARS YOUR NAME IS A FUCKING PUN ..
What kind of insect helps people with their taxes?
I tried to pay my taxes to the IRS with a smile
Turns out they prefer money.
What does a debt collector say when complimenting a duck?
“You have an outstanding bill!”
What would you call a psychologist who doesn't do his taxes?
I don’t like the government taking all my money. It’s taxing
What do you call a tariff on skin?
Paying bills is hard.
Some would call it taxing.
You know who does Darth Vader’s taxes?
Did you hear about the guy who tried to evade his taxes?
Why are you supposed to round to the nearest dollar on your tax returns?
Because the IRS has no cents.
I quit my job at the IRS.
I celebrated 4/20 by filing my taxes
I used Turbo Tax to file my taxes last year.
I’ll use a different service this year. I wasn’t really in to it.
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
Where do redditors go to pay cat tax?
What did the doctor say to the businessman? with an enlarged prostate who was being audited for tax evasion?
Urine trouble
*Apologies for the early '?'
If there was a caffeine tax...
Would you call it a cof(fee)?
Get it? a fee, but coffee?
Did you know that in some countries, mathematicians are forced to pay fines for being unlawful to Jesus?
Yeah, it’s called a Sin-tax.
When maijuana is legalized, all the money raised through taxes should go into road repair
It would be called Operation Pot Holes
Why is Darth Vader not allowed to drive a taxi?
Because he is not a tax-evader.
I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.
Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.
My house is infested with insects, but at least they are helping me with my taxes.
What nationality is Santa Claus?
Tax question
Do pot dispensaries file joint tax returns?
The city of St. Louis is offering huge tax breaks to major corporations so that big businesses can move in.
Because Missouri loves Company.
Can I claim my Indian Bread company as a charity tax deduction?
It’s a Naan Profit Organization.
Someone told me their pre-tax income.
I inherited my grandfather's tax shelter today
Why don't atheist have to pay taxes.
Apparently Atheism is a non-prophet organization
The government denied tax exemption for my church that believes Jesus spoke with a lisp
It was a real slap in the faith.
IRS Auditor: For your tax return, you just wrote down “Money for Nothing, Checks for Free??”
Me: Am I in trouble?
Auditor: Yes. In Dire Straits.
It shall commence on 4/20
I think that stores in the US displaying their prices without sales tax is simply just...
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