9 Hilarious Talons Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Just a moment ago, my hands began to convulse, my fingernails turned into sharp talons, my palms became thick, hairy, and tough. I closed my eyes and took a deep breath and the feeling went away

I just had two paws for a moment

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👤︎ u/icemage27

📅︎ Apr 24 2021

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Where do birds go to show off their skills?

Talon shows

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👤︎ u/Cornelius_M

📅︎ Aug 30 2020

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I Prefer Not To Trim My Toenails.

It's not because I think it's beneath me.

It's not because I wouldn't stoop that low.

It's because I consider it to be a waste of my talons.

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👤︎ u/jagdpanzer_magill

📅︎ Mar 05 2020

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Wife: It's amazing how those woodpeckers can just cling to the tree like that.

Me: Yeah they must be very talonted.

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👤︎ u/TLo137

📅︎ Jul 29 2019

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Ted the eagle was joking with his friend, Manny, who has an extra foot.

"You are a bird of Manny talons", said Ted. Manny responded, "I really think that you are two talon Ted".

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👤︎ u/MexElf

📅︎ Nov 27 2019

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My pet eagle is proficient in sports, music, academics and work

You could say that he's a Talon-ted bird

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👤︎ u/ryan_the_raging99

📅︎ Feb 02 2019

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My son built an eagle out of LEGO

My response: "Wow, buddy. You're very 'talon-ted'."

My wife's groan from the other room was the best part.

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👤︎ u/sample_material

📅︎ Feb 02 2015

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On the way to school this morning...

Kid 2: I'd like to go to the International Owl Center Me: WHO do you think owns that? Kid 1: sigh - dad, that's not funny Me: I thought I really had my claws into that one Kid 1: Dad, they've got talons, not claws, now you're just being cheesy Me: I'm gouda at that

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👤︎ u/PapaMammatus

📅︎ Nov 21 2014

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What do you call a British reality TV show for birds of prey?

Britain's Got Talons

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👤︎ u/drawxward

📅︎ Aug 11 2013

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