My professor wrote on his syllabus "If anyone asks me how I'm doing, my answer will always be 'I am great, how are you?'"

So when we ask him how he's doing, his answer is "It's on the syllabus".

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Why did the kid wrap all his books in a blanket?

So that he could cover the entire syllabus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anay28
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The teacher asked the class if everyone got the syllabus.

Jimmy raised his hand and said, "No, I took the boring school bus."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditurded
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I have a Polish friend who is roadie for a rock band. And I have a Czech one too. Czech one too.
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What’s a math teacher’s favorite bus

A rhombus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUber6
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First day of class, professor joke

First day of the new semester. I'm at my first class, Experimental Statistics. The professor is going over the syllabus and everything then stops for us to do an "exercise."

He tells us to turn to the person next to us and ask them to marry us.

(If you must know, the guy on side me said no. Apparently it was something I said.)

We start to quiet down and wait for the explanation of why 1000 students just asked each other to marriage.

The professor said that it was important for his students to be engaged during class.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2015
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What vehicle does a grammar teacher drive?

A Syllabus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acoolgamer6706
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How do students get to clown college?

On the syllabus.

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