Her: What?
Me: Stop pretending to be a fish!!
Her: What are you talking about??
Me: Don’t play KOI with me!
To this day, the pool is still filled with water.
Then again, he doesn’t glow like the tank lights.
I was like well damn.
I might get a job as a swim instructor. Give me your best aquatic dad jokes so I can embarrass the children
Because pepper water makes them sneeze! (from my 8yo)
There are more airplanes in the ocean that there are submarines in the air
Don't form an emotional bond
especially if you're drowning.
She said, "It's a natural thing to do."
"Natural", I retorted. "She was giving him chips."
A significant portion of them would drown.
They only have a pair of trunks.
-my grandfather, just 5 minutes ago.
Hey ! Long time no sea.
What did the seal with a broken arm say to the shark?
Do not consume if seal is broken
What have you got Toulouse?
...but it's definitely up there.
I said, "That's fine but please be careful. If you quit swimming at the wrong time, you could die."
Because if they lived in pepper water, they would sneeze.
It gets wet.
So, I gave him a glass of water.
One turns to the other and says, "You drive, and I'll man the guns."
Dam.
http://imgur.com/frPfRRx
http://imgur.com/FNc6UJQ
(Not sure how certain we can be that these types of posts are true stories but they're sure hilarious)
