Swatter Puns

A list of puns related to "Swatter"

Do you want an ice water, a nice water, or an eye swatter?
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👤︎ u/ApeMafia
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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What did people call batman and Robin after the joker smashed them with a giant fly swatter?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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👤︎ u/neloc1
📅︎ Mar 06 2019
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My wife walked into the kitchen to find me stalking around with a fly swatter...

"What're you doing?" she asked.

"Hunting flies!" I responded.

"Oh, killing any?" she asked.

"Yep, three males, two females." I replied.

Laughing, yet intrigued, she asked, "How can you tell?"

I responded, "Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone."

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ Oct 23 2017
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