I can do trade or pay.
So I launched it three times. First two tries, I spawned on the ambushers, who apparently lived to their name. In first case I lost Bushwacker, in second I lost Locust, due to rear attack boogaloo. That was first round.
In third attempt I finally managed to spawn outside of visual range, but quickly discovered, that entire enemy force is between me, and my target.
Is there a way of doing this type of missions without having to save scam in hopes of getting good enough spawn, or should I just treat it as "Im not paid enough for this" mission?
how comes that the eastern countries are losing so damn hard against west teams my winrates have been really bad the past half year.
and how come that even though there are some good jets (f4f late,mig21bis,j7e) it feels like they stand no chance.
personal winrates:
mig-23: 36% winrate and a 1/1,8 kd
mig-21bis: 47% winrate and 4k/d (i have not touched this thing after spading it because of the repair cost)
i have no more eastern block jets but my nato jets winrates are a lot better: 68% for my f4e and 70% for my mirage 3e
You’re sitting outside and a fly lands on your leg, you move you leg a little, the fly takes off but shifting around doesn’t seem to deter it much and it keeps landing on your leg a second later every time you move. What do? Forgive me if this is more commonly known than I thought, but a friend taught me this a couple years ago and my hit rate’s increased substantially since:
A fly lands on your leg. As slowly as possible, wind up for a backhanded pimp slap. Aim for about 6in (~15cm) above the fly and strike quickly. Sometimes you’ll miss by a little and see the fly tumble for a split second in the air turbulence, but with a little practice, I’ve achieved about an 80% hit rate. You’ll feel your hand connect with the fly, and often hear it impacting an object surprisingly far away.
Usually this will be enough to get it to fuck off, but occasionally I’ve had to repeat the process on the same fly 2 or 3 times before it gets the message. Good luck and happy slapping!
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
