Everyone in the story survived!
Which dinosaur survived extinction and is now found in farmer's fields?
My friend was shot clean through his skull but survived.
I can’t imagine what was going through his mind at the time.
My Grandfather survived Pepper spray and Mustard gas attacks in two wars...
... And came home to us a seasoned Veteran.
Edit : To use a war pun.. " Wow, this really blew up " ...Thanks to all for contributing to this bit of fun. I feel like Granddad now with all the medals.
The vet said our chick has survived through the accident, but his brain was damaged so he’d have to live the rest of his life a vegetable.
Guess we’ll call him Eggplant now
Historians have proved that people from every zodiac sign survived the Sinking of the Titanic
Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair
I was shocked but he wasn't
I read a story that a kid crashed a small airplane and survived.
Why don't we make the whole plane out of that kid?
I can't believe they gave that engineer who wrecked the train in New York the electric chair. And he survived it!
I guess he just wasn't a very good conductor.
Gordon Ramsay once survived a mustard-gas attack when he was in the army. Then, he got pepper-sprayed whilst at a protest.
You could say that he is relished among the cooking community, and truly a seasoned veteran
A guy once fell from the Eiffel Tower, and survived
From now on, he calls it the "I fell tower"
I know a guy who survived an 8000-foot fall out of a plane.
Did you hear about the dude who survived a Kodiak bear attack with only a .22 to defend himself?
After taking a bullet to the knee, his friend wasn't as lucky.
An underperforming orchestra was playing in an open field when lightning struck its musical director. Luckily, he survived.
He was quite a bad conductor
I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.
I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...
If all of the dinosaurs had had a wider vocabulary, maybe they would have survived.
My uncle survived a freak storm at sea. He spent the rest of his life unemployed, telling taller and taller tales about it.
When he died penniless, he was living in squall lore.
Did you hear about the guy who barely survived getting trampled in a horse pen?
They found him in stable condition.
From a dozen people only two survived
Scientists have confirmed that Steve Irwin would have survived had he been wearing sunscreen
“Protects against harmful rays”
I'm just a bystander of a dad joke. I survived, though I'm not sure about the rest of the family as I couldn't bring myself to look.
I visited Detroit yesterday and walked to the riverwalk (which Canada is right across the water). As my wife and I are taking in the view I hear behind us:
random dad: "Oh... Canada"
family: ...
rd; "you know, they should make a song like that."
family: ...
rd: "actually with those exact words; Oh Canada....."
Did you hear about the man who survived the fall from Mt Everest?
Yeah, he just couldn't stick the landing.
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
What do you call a soldier who has survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
The soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray was a seasoned veteran.
a soldier once survived pepper spray and mustard gas
he was a seasoned veteran
My soldier friend was doused with pepper spray and also survived a mustard gas attack.
Now he's a seasoned veteran.
The soldier who survived mustard-gas and pepper-spray....
Is now a seasoned veteran
A soldier survived mustard gas in battle, and then pepper spray by the police.
He's now a seasoned veteran.
I saw a soldier who survived Mustard Gas and Pepper Spray
I guess you could say he's now a seasoned veteran
The soldiers who survived mustard gas and pepper sprays
The military man survived mustard gas and pepper spray
He was a seasoned veteran
A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran
I once fell from the Eiffel tower and survived
I now call it the "I fell tower"
What do you call a soldier that survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
What do you call a soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray?
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