A list of puns related to "Suppositories"
For all the good they've done me I might as well as shoved them up my arse.
But I put them behind me
I had no option but to visit a back-alleyway dealer
He went to the Dr because of constipation. The Dr gave him suppositories and said, “Put these in your rectum 3 times a day and come see me again next week.” So, Dad goes back in a week and the Dr asked if the suppositories worked. Dad said, “We’ll Doc, for one thing, I don’t drink rectum, I drink Postum and for as much good as those did I could’ve shoved them up my ass!”
Innuendo
It's called inuendo
The taste
"Doc, I haven't pooped in a week! Please help!"
Doc says sure, and writes him a prescription for a weeks worth of suppositories.
Man comes back the next day, "doc, I took the entire script last night, but nothing happened!"
The doc is shocked, as in his experience suppositories are very effective, and after taking a weeks worth he should have definitely had a BM. Oh well, the doc thinks, and gives him another weeks worth.
Guy comes back the next day. The doc says incredulously, "you've taken 2 weeks worth of suppositories in 2 days, and nothing happened?!?! What are you doing with them, eating them?!?!"
The man replies, "What'd you expect me to do with them, Shove 'em up my ass?!?!"
I don't know if this would normally be considered a dad joke, but it's my dad's favorite joke so I think it should count.
My wife was complaining of constipation- when in reality she was in labor. "Can you pick me up an enema or suppository?"
Without skipping a beat, I said "of course- sit tight!"
Is my favourite brand of Italian suppository.
dad: hey do you wanna know what they call an Italian suppository?
blank stares from the family
dad: innuendo, (in a terrible Italian accent)
he then proceeded to heartily laugh at his own joke.
edit: formatting
Just sitting at a computer....I overhear her say,
"I have to go give this ass a suppository."
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