A list of puns related to "Laxative"
Letter rip
With friends like that, who needs enemas?
Musturd.
It's shit medicine
It causes high mud pressure.
It gave me a good run for my money.
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I’m about to start a religious movement.
I slept like a baby.
He really cleaned me out!
Then shit really hit the fan.
...would that make them enemas of the state?
Anything to pass the time.
I feel unstoppable!
Called it letter-rip!
I’m so relieved
For s..ts and giggles.
Went in to buy some laxatives today but couldn’t find any. Customer service said, there was a run on them!
Oh, just shits and giggles
It's a crappy job, but she keeps regular hours.
Because it gave him the runs.
I said Laxatives? You mean Pooformance Enhancing Drugs?
I spent a busy week working and was aching all over. During that week, a friend of mine had managed to slip some laxatives into my diet. After a few days of rest, another friend asked how I was feeling. I replied, "I'm not aching as much now, just my arse really. I've had a lot of crap to deal with". This friend knew of the laxatives and groaned audibly.
Dad: Tell me what this laxative bottle says Me: Uh.. "Softens stool" Dad:put it in the kitchen and everyone will be falling over walks out of room laughing to himself
I call it LETTER RIP
I call it Letter Rip.
I call it "Letter Rip."
I call it Letter-rip!
I call it "Letter Rip."
its given me a good run for my money
I call it "letter rip".
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