My dog ate laxative.

He became very enemated.

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
🚨︎ report
What do you call it when you mix a laxative with alphabet soup?

Letter rip

👍︎ 25
💬︎
👤︎ u/gotblake
📅︎ Jan 06 2021
🚨︎ report
My friend put a bunch of laxatives into my food without me knowing.

With friends like that, who needs enemas?

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/jpep0469
📅︎ Oct 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Los Angeles International Airport should sell their own brand of laxatives called LAXatives.
👍︎ 17
💬︎
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
🚨︎ report
Upload laxatives, get a download
👍︎ 53
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 03 2020
🚨︎ report
What kind of condiment works as a laxative?

Musturd.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
📅︎ May 23 2020
🚨︎ report
That laxative dosent work at all!

It's shit medicine

👍︎ 8
💬︎
📅︎ Jun 18 2020
🚨︎ report
Too much laxative is bad for you

It causes high mud pressure.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
🚨︎ report
I bought a really expensive laxative from the pharmacy.

It gave me a good run for my money.

👍︎ 852
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 16 2018
🚨︎ report
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

[ Removed by reddit in response to a copyright notice. ]

👍︎ 123
💬︎
📅︎ Oct 29 2018
🚨︎ report
I accidentally drank some holy water with my laxative.

I’m about to start a religious movement.

👍︎ 470
💬︎
📅︎ Jul 15 2018
🚨︎ report
I accidentally took a sedative and a laxative at the same time.

I slept like a baby.

👍︎ 95
💬︎
📅︎ Aug 26 2018
🚨︎ report
I just was robbed of my laxatives and prunes!

He really cleaned me out!

👍︎ 6
💬︎
📅︎ Nov 08 2019
🚨︎ report
I accidentally overdosed last night with some powerful laxatives.

Then shit really hit the fan.

👍︎ 20
💬︎
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
🚨︎ report
If the government were to pass out free laxatives...

...would that make them enemas of the state?

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
🚨︎ report
My dog swallowed a watch. So I’m keeping myself busy by giving him laxatives and prune juice every hour.

Anything to pass the time.

👍︎ 33
💬︎
📅︎ Sep 15 2018
🚨︎ report
Ever since I became addicted to laxatives

I feel unstoppable!

👍︎ 4
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
🚨︎ report
Laxatives

Or allergies from down under?

👍︎ 3
💬︎
📅︎ Jun 21 2019
🚨︎ report
So a guy mixed together laxatives and alphabet soup....

Called it letter-rip!

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/Floormf
📅︎ Nov 06 2018
🚨︎ report
The pharmacy only had one pack of laxatives left, so I bought them.

I’m so relieved

👍︎ 7
💬︎
👤︎ u/whitebeaks
📅︎ Jan 19 2019
🚨︎ report
I mixed laxatives into my hash brownies.

For s..ts and giggles.

👍︎ 10
💬︎
👤︎ u/50t5
📅︎ Aug 19 2018
🚨︎ report
Dear laxatives, you really keep me going.
👍︎ 5
💬︎
👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
🚨︎ report
Running laxative

Went in to buy some laxatives today but couldn’t find any. Customer service said, there was a run on them!

👍︎ 2
💬︎
👤︎ u/albachiel
📅︎ Sep 24 2018
🚨︎ report
Why'd the stoner take a ton of laxatives while high?

Oh, just shits and giggles

👍︎ 13
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 29 2014
🚨︎ report
My wife works at a laxative factory.

It's a crappy job, but she keeps regular hours.

👍︎ 5
💬︎
📅︎ Feb 14 2017
🚨︎ report
Why did the guy eat a laxative before the marathon?

Because it gave him the runs.

👍︎ 2
💬︎
📅︎ Jul 18 2017
🚨︎ report
A colleague was asking about Laxatives at lunch

I said Laxatives? You mean Pooformance Enhancing Drugs?

👍︎ 9
💬︎
👤︎ u/Deadpoodle
📅︎ Mar 16 2015
🚨︎ report
Dropped a dad joke after being spiked with laxatives.

I spent a busy week working and was aching all over. During that week, a friend of mine had managed to slip some laxatives into my diet. After a few days of rest, another friend asked how I was feeling. I replied, "I'm not aching as much now, just my arse really. I've had a lot of crap to deal with". This friend knew of the laxatives and groaned audibly.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
📅︎ Jul 29 2014
🚨︎ report
What does a laxative do? Dad knows...

Dad: Tell me what this laxative bottle says Me: Uh.. "Softens stool" Dad:put it in the kitchen and everyone will be falling over walks out of room laughing to himself

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/rbesfe
📅︎ Feb 16 2015
🚨︎ report
I’ve combined alphabet soup with a laxative...

I call it LETTER RIP

👍︎ 24
💬︎
👤︎ u/no1krampus
📅︎ Jan 03 2021
🚨︎ report
I made a dish that combines alphabet soup with a laxative.

I call it Letter Rip.

👍︎ 30
💬︎
📅︎ Nov 25 2020
🚨︎ report
I've combined a laxative and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

👍︎ 27
💬︎
👤︎ u/Sesh458
📅︎ Oct 05 2020
🚨︎ report
I have recently combined my laxative with my alphabet soup.

I call it Letter-rip!

👍︎ 39
💬︎
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
🚨︎ report
I combined laxatives and alphabet soup.

I call it "Letter Rip."

👍︎ 68
💬︎
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
🚨︎ report
I bought an expensive laxative today

its given me a good run for my money

👍︎ 3
💬︎
👤︎ u/Reaperfox7
📅︎ Jun 03 2019
🚨︎ report
I combined a laxative with alphabet soup...

I call it "letter rip".

👍︎ 7
💬︎
📅︎ Mar 11 2019
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.