Senna glycoside Puns

If you are considering requesting a “religious” exemption to the COVID-19 vaccination there are a number of things you should know about and consider beforehand.

NORMAL VACCINE DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE

1.   Development timeline – the normal vaccine undergoes multiple stages of development
   

a. Phase 1 – Clinical trials to assess safety, dosing and immune response – can be anything from 2 months (required minimum) to a few years b. Phase 2 – Clinical trials to assess safety and immune response – can be anything from 3 months (required minimum) to a few years c. Phase 3 – Clinical trials to assess safety and efficacy – can be anything from 6 months (required minimum) to a few years d. Regulatory Approval Process – US FDA may (when there is good scientific reason to believe a vaccine is safe & likely to prevent disease) authorize use through an Emergency Use Authorization (EAU) even if definitive proof of the efficacy of the vaccine is not yet know…especially in diseases with high mortality rates. e. Scaling up Vaccine manufacturing – the FDA inspects manufacturing facilities as part of the late phase of the regulatory process f. Post-licensure vaccine safety monitoring – required and tracked to monitor development of rare side effects only detectable after large groups of people have been vaccinated…safety concerns at this stage can result in withdrawal from use but is very rarely required.

COVID-19 VACCINE DEVELOPMENT TIMELINE

1. Research on Coronavirus vaccines have been underway for decades so the work to develop a vaccine for COVID-19 didn’t begin from the same place as a viral disease we’d never experienced before
2. The mRNA vaccine development process was explored during the SARS and MERS viral outbreaks and so wasn’t actually a “new” technology and HAS been used to develop medications for humans
3. The typical timeline for a vaccine development (see paragraph above) is approximately 7 years but that is when each phase in the process uses the full period and they only occur consecutively instead of concurrently like the COVID-19 vaccine
4. All FDA required testing was conducted on the COVID-19 vaccine – 74,000 people received one or two of the vaccines and the people tested covered the full range of ages, genders, ethnicities and races. There were no reports of serious side effects.
5. The FDA and two Independent Advisory Committees reviewed the vaccine data and clinical trial resul

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

It really does, I swear!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678

Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...

Notices there's only 2;

Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."

I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.

I was just sitting there doing nothing.

“BOOM”?!

"That's what they're fighting about."

Because his Visa didn’t work.

free

Because the audience only responds in a low ha

A happy Uncle.....

"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"

I’d never seen him be 4.

Ice-olation.

She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭

Nothing, it just waved