Physics puns are relatively easier to make
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Physics pun from /r/physicsmemes
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. There is no Time.”

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What’s the most terrifying word in nuclear physics?

Oops!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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Get your physics right
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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A physics textbook walks into a bar...

A physics textbook book walks into a bar and asks for a bottle of whiskey. The bartender looks up and says, β€œSure pal, it looks like you have a lot of problems.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Daddy_DD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2021
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Do you want to hear a physics joke?

Wait, I forgot watt was it.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Here's a physics joke: Why don't people find the y component of vector A?

Because it's Asin(of ΞΈ)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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Albert Einstein created many concepts for modern physics.

His brother, Frank, however, created a monster.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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Who likes physics?
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Physics: Why can’t Catholics travel at light speed?

Because they have mass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyclopropagative
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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More than math and physics can answer
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2019
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What does every Physics Research starts with?

A Quest_ion.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I was thinking of changing my major to Physics

Then I can go ahead and be a physician.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXplainawesomeXx
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Just taught my 6yr old calculus and advanced physics. Amazing what kids can learn.

Which happens to be jack shit.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Physics joke: What makes reproduction Work?

The family Joules!

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call a pixie who double-majored in physics and genealogy?

The fairy of relativity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cman_yall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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In a simulation I did for physics class
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Physics 101
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Physics is full of problems

And chemistry is full of solutions

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After 20 years of working on it, I finally finished my physics book.

It was about time.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Why did the biology teacher break up with the physics teacher?

They had no chemistry πŸ₯Ί

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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My physic friend told me he wanted to try his new mind forklift

It really lifted my spirits

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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We're learning about electricity in Physics class...

Ohm my gawd, it's fascinating!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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A vegan physics teacher be like:

Lettuce consider......

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πŸ‘€︎ u/strychinine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What do you call a rapper that raps about physics?

mcΒ²

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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I really hate the energy section of my physics class, it's nothing but work.
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I asked my physics-loving female friend if she'd ever played with magnets.

She said she ain't no Halbach girl.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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My Physics Teacher’s Message Today
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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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Ah physics class... You've done it again
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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Quantum Physics gives me a hadron.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_Lithe_Guy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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The back of my physics text book
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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My quantum physics professor was really particular about how we wrote the symbols for our wave functions.

She was a total Psi's queen.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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My physics teacher asked me what I knew about wavelength.

I said, "If I'm saying goodbye to someone I like it's usually a longer one."

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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I physic-ally can't handle this joke
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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Who says physics isn’t funny. Relatively cool!! 🀣
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πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2019
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My son cheated on his physics test, and has no idea how much trouble he is in.

He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No Time.”

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat exactly happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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Why did the biology teacher and the physics teacher split up?

They had no chemistry

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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When the physics lecture ended, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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At the end of the physics lecture, I asked my professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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After the lecture was over, I asked my physics professor, β€œWhat happened before The Big Bang?”

He said, β€œSorry. No time.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Amazon finally delivered my physics book

It's about time.

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