A list of puns related to "Neurophysics"
I came across a whole bunch of people crowdfunding for Neurophysics therapy, developed by an Australian and only available over there apparently (hence the crowdfunding, weβre European). I am usually a proponent of trying things and βwhatever works for youβ, whether it be scientific or not, but this seems like a whole lot of money for GET-light. Yet some people I βknowβ through others apparently have recovered. Wondering if people are familiar with it and can shed a light on this. My theory is that these people didnβt have ME after all, but then again, that remains the question for myself as well. Not planning to fly to Australia by any means. I guess whenever I come across something expensive that seems too good to be true I would like people to debunk it
Hello everyone, I'm asking this because I'm getting really tired of looking for something that, at this point, I doubt exists, I know this is a very niche field that I have picked, but I saw someone post on here before that they were working in a related field. So I'm just asking do universities offer scholarships for master's degree in neurophysics? Or even just medical biophysics or any related field for international students I know biophysics departments in general are very rare and the very few universities that have Biophysics departments usually don't offer postgrad degrees in the field (mine didn't, I majored in biophysics, but we don't offer postgrad degrees) I'm just looking for help, a scholarship program that I can apply within or a university that I can contact and ask or anything because it does feel like I'm looking for something that doesn't exist. Thanks everyone, I know I may have came off as a bit aggressive in tone but I'm sorry I'm getting kinda desperate
Hey guys, I'm applying to graduate schools this cycle and wanted to know if there were any university programs in the U.S. that you all knew were well-known for theoretical biophysics/neurophysics research. Particularly, I was looking for programs with groups that study the populations of organisms(micro) or dynamics of single neurons or neural systems. I was hoping to go somewhere in the northeastern portion of the U.S or the western coast.
What are you working on? And how does it relate to other neurosciences? Im sorry im completely clueless about it (and biophysics in general)
I specialise in neuro-generative processes in adults in post brain trauma recovery.
Hi, I was interested in the neurophysics master and was wandering if there is any current or ex student to which I could ask some questions
I was reading around wikipedia and was really fascinated by neurobiophysics but unfortunately i couldnt find anything online (i'm just a high schooler, the things i found i didnt understand). So I was wondering if there is anyone who work in this field and if so what do you do?
What are the key areas for research in Neurophysics? I know that it is a daunting field to research, but can you guys point some topics for research in this field, if possible some resources to look into?
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC1569494/
βFrom a theoretical perspective, perhaps the most important aspect of this line of research is the empirical support it provides for a new science-based way of conceptualizing the interface between mind/consciousness and brain. Until recently, virtually all attempts to understand the functional activity of the brain have been based, at least implicitly, on some principles of classic physics that have been known to be fundamentally false for three-quarters of a century. According to the classic conception of the world, all causal connections between observables are explainable in terms of mechanical interactions between material realities. But this restriction on modes of causation is not fully maintained by the currently applied principles of physics, which consequently offer an alternative conceptual foundation for the scientific description and modelling of the causal structure of self-directed neuroplasticity.β
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when itβs raining in Sweden?
Mathematical puns makes me number
Ants donβt even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
And now Iβm cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
But thatβs comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Theyβre on standbi
BamBOO!
A play on words.
Calcium, nickel, neon
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
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