....I'll never be bored again.
Now I have salmonella.
(I’m sorry, it’s a fishy joke)
Just a heads up.
because they are always by your side
The announcement will be made to a joint session of Congress.
Krav maga.
We call ourselves On and On Anon.
Google drive because it always has a folder to cry on.
I said okay... Bi den.
Tech Support: “It seems as though your operating system was installed backwards.”
Me: “So?”
But also Marvel and Dark Horse.
Krav MAGA.
Yep. I found a for-Leif clover!
They asked me to hold it.
The officials said it was "a big red flag".
Turns out it’s tomorrow.
New Roman.”
Because he must turn it on
The others are forbiden.
Credit to u/i_like_it_eilat
He says: "Do whatever you want. Just leave me alone".
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
...they will be subma-weiners.
... I never knew my real ladder.
Tech Knuckle Support.
They said we were blowing it out of proportion.
"I have no son"
"Thanks for supporting me"
I'm sure this has been done but it got a chuckle out of me
Edit wow, I wasn't expecting an award. Thank you kind stranger!
But so far, I'm stumped.
Youmightsaythereisnospacebar.
The news supports recent claims that he's trying to stack the quartz
Attempting a coup
It’s where I learned you can tie the knot in different ways
They want to make America grate again.
But sometimes I wish I would've known my real-ladder.
Because they love radicals.
(Sorry if this has been done before, this is my first post on this sub)
Well Bi-den
I told them “Bi-den”.
6 couldn't believe it. 7 had finally gone off the deep end. 7 had long offended 6. A repeat 6 offender if you will. But this was unforgivable. 9 was his best friend. How could he do this to his best friend? How could it be that 7 ate 9?
6, filled with fury, called his friends 2 and 4. They would get even. 10 was the best friend of 7 you see. 2, 4 and 6 ate 10 to get even. They then began plotting further revenge, but 7 acted first. He gathered 1, 3 and 5 together to take down 6.
Realizing that the odds were against them, 2, 4 and 6 retreated. Their only option was to turn to 12 who had twice the resources 6 had. 7 couldn't follow.
12 quickly called 3 to find out what the root of 7's attack on 9. 3 wasn't sure. He had only supported 7 because of a long standing friendship. But 3 promised to get to the root cause.
Meanwhile, 7's scheming was not yet done. 12 was powerful, but there was one who could reverse his decision to harbor 6. If he could just convince 21, nicknamed blackjack, to reverse 12's decision, it would all be over.
Three times 7 went to 21's compound. On the third try he was able to get through. After explaining that 6 had masterminded the elimination of 10, a grand meeting of the numbers was called.
Both 6 and 7 argued over the whole thing. 13 had the unlucky task of adjudicating the meeting. Each time 13 made an argument, 6 and 7 would add to it by shouting over each other.
Finally, 21 had had enough. "7, why did you eat 9"
7 responded "I just wanted to get 3 square meals." 21 had 7 eliminated for initiating the battle and 6 jailed for masterminding 10's death. And the war was over.
But it turns out that it’s tomorrow
