My wife asked for some chapstick, and I accidentally gave her some superglue

She hasn’t spoken a word to me since

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananawhack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
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My wife asked me to pass her the lip balm, I gave her superglue.

She is still not speaking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PatriotASR
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My wife is still mad at me because I accidentally put superglue on her pen a few days ago.

She just can’t seem to let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2018
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I put superglue on the cover of my daughter's Frozen DVD

Now she just can't let it go

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nego10
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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My mate told me that putting superglue on my rifle was a bad idea, but I'm sticking to my guns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eastwind45
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2019
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I used to work in a superglue factory

Everyone there was stuck-up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rethinkr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I accused my wife of putting superglue on my biceps.

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/big_miniwheatz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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How's the new superglue?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goplen
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2017
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My dad keeps getting angry at me about that time I put superglue on his football.

He just can't let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mysevenyearitch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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Last night I accidentally superglued my thumb and forefinger together...

But don’t worry...it will be ok. πŸ‘ŒπŸ»

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I've just accidently superglued a steering wheel to my testicles

It's driving me nuts.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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I just accidentally superglued my thumb and index finger together, and at first I started to panic…

But then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I put a padlock on the refrigerator and superglued the key to the bottom of my big toe.

I’m on the Key Toe Diet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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My tv was coming apart, so I superglued it back together.

Now I'm glued to the T.V.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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I’ve been supergluing mushrooms all over my body.

My wife says it’s not right, but I’m sticking to my morels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stekol13
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2019
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Are you sure you want this gun superglued to your hand?

Speak now or forever hold your piece.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/distalzou
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2018
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I don't have any children... yet

My colleague was leaving the office:

"I need to go to the shop to get some superglue."

Me: "You should definitely get soup."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4thdecadenothing
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2014
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Super glue

My girlfriend read the superglue pack and said, "It binds to skin in seconds! PLEASE be careful cause that can get out of hand quickly."

I came back with "If it gets out of hand, I guess that means it's not working right."

On the flip side, she said she still liked me even if I'm full of bad jokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jttran
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2015
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My girlfriend asked me to pass her the lip balm, I gave her superglue by mistake.

She’s still not talking to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnythingIsContent
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My wife asked me to pass her lip balm, but I gave her superglue instead...

She's still not talking to me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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My wife asked for her lip balm but I handed her superglue by mistake....she’s still not talking to me.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gmaxis
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2018
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My friend was furious at me because I put superglue on his pen..

He can't just let it go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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I just accidentally superglued my thumb & index finger together, and at first I started to panic...

but then I remembered that it’s always going to be okay.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inquisitor1965
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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