Super Glue Puns

It’s been a week now and she’s still not talking to me.

It's been stuck in my head ever since.

Let’s just say when they arrived at the scene, the man was in a pretty sticky situation.

A man trapped in a woman's body.

My girlfriend read the superglue pack and said, "It binds to skin in seconds! PLEASE be careful cause that can get out of hand quickly."

I came back with "If it gets out of hand, I guess that means it's not working right."

On the flip side, she said she still liked me even if I'm full of bad jokes.

Women really know how to hold a grudge. My wife asked me to pass her a lip balm. And by mistake, I gave her a tube of Super Glue. It’s been a month now and she’s still not speaking to me!

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Women can hold grudges for a long time, about a week ago I swapped out my wife's lipstick for super glue, she hasn't spoken to me since!

She said, "Hi, can I join you?"

I said, "Of course. There's some super glue in my bag."

It's been a week now and she's still not talking to me.

It's been a week and she's still not talking to me

I have her super glue by mistake. She’s still not talking to me!