I didn't want her getting involved in a shady business.
My dad is looking a get a refill on his cleaning spray, he holds up his sprayer to get the attention of the employee. She says: "Fill?"
My dad responds with: "My name is Rob, but you can call me Phil."
Laughs all around.
I replied: “No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?”
It was a cool ant.
They're very polarizing.
But that's okay, because that means I'll be looking at the bright side of life!
Bad idea, Heinz-Sight 2020.
Because her students were so bright
I got them for free, but that's way below street value
A solar bear.
I told him I'd do it as soon as he hands me my dadglasses
I guess I must've looked shady.
[Based on a true story!]
Three men go camping in the wilderness; a German, an Italian and a Czechoslovakian. While asleep, their campsite is attacked by a couple of bears and all 3 men are presumed killed. Forest Rangers get deployed to find the missing campers. After inspecting the campsite, the Rangers discover the bear tracks and follow them to the den. Inside are the 2 bears, a male and a female, which the Rangers quickly kill. First, they opened the stomach of the female and inside were the remains of the German and Italian men.
"Looks like our work here is done," the lead Ranger says to his partner.
"But we only found 2 bodies!" The partner cries back.
The Ranger removes his sunglasses and looks vacantly into the distance before finally telling his partner:
"Clearly the Czech is in the male."
They're really polarizing.
Dad: Because the future is too bright, son.
Dad: Sure! But can you pass me my dadglasses first?
They are polarizing.
Courtesy of my dad, from just a few minutes ago.
Have you ever seen an elephant with sunglasses? I didn’t think so.
He seemed kind of shady.
They seem a little shady
Lake Chad...
slow motion sunglasses in front of explosion.gif
I found them with a scratch and I just don’t think I can see past it
A cock-a-doodle-dude
"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"
“No son, have you seen my dadglasses?”
"No son, have you seen my dadglasses?"
Dad: No, have you seen my dadglasses?
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
No Son, have you seen my dadglasses?
“I don’t know. Have you seen my dad glasses?”
No son, have you seen my dadglasses?
“No son, have you seen my dad glasses?”
"No son, Have you seen my dad glasses?"
No son, have you seen my dad glasses?
No son, have you seen my dad glasses?
No son, but have you seen my dad glasses?
Dad: no. Have you seen my Dadglasses?
“No son." I replied "Have you seen my dadglasses?”
“No, do you know where my dad glasses are?"
Dad: I don’t know, where are my dad glasses?
