Sugar Cookie Puns

The decision was a piece of cake.

Is this a trick question?

It was sodium disgusting.

On the package, the dough boy is under a sheet, like a ghost costume.

I said "aww, the Pillsbury dough boy died."

Kid: "what did he die of?"

Me, not realizing the joke would have even gone this far : "a yeast infection"

My wife and daughter are working on improving the meringue cookie recipe they are using.

I asked if the batter was better and my wife said yes.

So I asked if it had enough sugar or if it was a bitter better batter.

The look on her face was priceless!

I reminded her that she knew my sense of humor before she married me and went through with it anyway.

Friend (after eating a cookie): Man, I can't remember the last time I had a homemade sugar cookie. Me: Really? It was just a few seconds ago! (massive groans)

One day I was making cookies and said I needed some brown sugar. My dad helped out by playing "Brown Sugar" by the Rolling Stones