As a sufferer of hyperacusis, I really needed to buy a nice, quiet home.
Well, the real estate agent sold this place to me as being somewhere "you can hear a pin drop".
And that's how I ended up buying the apartment right above a fricking bowling alley.
I suffer from Kleptomania....
...Sometimes, when it gets bad, I take something for it.
If you suffer from schizophrenia, don’t worry.
I suffer from a rare form of kleptomania that causes me to steal people kitchen utensils.
it’s just a whisk I’m willing to take.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail, and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
A man who suffered from epilepsy decided to start an epilepsy support group. 6 people joined his newly formed group, and to celebrate, they decided to go sailing together. Wouldn't you know they found another boat with strobe lights and...
Did you hear about the pro fighter who suffered from claustrophobia?
He felt like he was boxed in
(Dark Joke) I wanted to motivate my friend who is suffering from Covid
I told him to stay positive.
Sometime after I had kids, I started suffering from sweep paralysis.
It's a condition where I am unable to vacuum for fear of sweeping up expensive toys like Lego pieces.
I read a Study where 4 out of 10 people suffer from diarrhea.
Does that mean the other six enjoy it?
My fortune teller told me that in 10 years I’d suffer a terrible heartbreak.
……so to cheer myself up, I bought a puppy.
What does a presidential candidate who cant get his votes up suffer from?
Interview questions for medieval monks. Question 1: Do you sing, by chants? Question 2: Do you suffer from cloister-phobia?
I heard a half-blind man suffered an over 20 metres fall and broke his legs.
He couldn't see that well
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Clawstrophobia, the fear of losing their claws.
Why does the bald man suffer from love sickness?
My granddad suffered from extremely dry skin
On his back and the only thing that helped was to rub butter on it.
He went downhill very quickly after that!
So you know Gandhi? Walked barefoot, tough feet. Fasted a lot, so he was weak. Prayed a lot, real spiritual. Unfortunately, suffered from bad breath.
In other words, he was a super-calloused fragile mystic suffering from halitosis.
Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?
It suffered from withdrawals.
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Was watching a play when the lead actor suffered dirrahrea on stage
My mother in law suffers from acute diabetes and hay fever.
I try to cheer her up with loads of chocolates and flowers .
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If you're one of those people, don't worry.
Why are the citizens and tourists in belmopan are suffering from heat stroke?
Because the weather is currently belize-ing hot
Did you hear about the dyslexic agnostic suffering from insomnia?
He was up all night contemplating the existence of Dog.
If a redhead suffers a psychotic break...
Is that considered a Ginger Snap???
What do you call a javelin thrower with Parkinson’s Disease?
What happened to the old, suffering skid?
It was placed in pallet-ive care
If you suffer from carsickness...
You are suffering of chronical irony
My family suffers from chronic diarrhea
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He's known as Willy Wonky.
Why are trains excellent listeners?
Because of their engineers!
I suffered a cerebellar thrombosis a few years back, but I made a full recovery...
You might say it was a lucky stroke...
I actually did have a stroke, btw. Back in '17. Caused by an aneurysm bursting in my brain stem. Was less than fun. But to paraphrase Mel Brooks, if you can laugh at it, you've won.
My doctor asked me if anyone suffers from mental illness in my family
I said "no we all seem to enjoy it!"
Do you suffer from magmatic seepage?
You need Terra Firma in-continents pants.
Why did the cantaloupe need therapy?
Cause he was suffering from meloncholy.
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis
I suffer from kleptomania
And when it gets bad I take something for it.
Did you hear about the ATM that was addicted to money?
He suffered from withdrawals!
Mahatma Ghandi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an incredible set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail. Plus, with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: I do now realize I misspelled Gandhi. I cannot edit the title, just know that I see it and am sorry.
Mahatma Gandhi walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him ..
A super calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis (edited, thanks kind friends for the correction!)
Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of calluses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath.
This made him, A super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis.
Edit: Wow! Didn't expect this big reaction!
Thanks for the silver!
Edit 2: And gold!? Thanks again! :)
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