Subatomic Particles Puns

A list of puns related to "Subatomic Particles"

Why should you distrust all subatomic particles?

Because they make up everything!

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👤︎ u/Meerkat_Mayhem_
📅︎ Jan 06 2022
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I was asked by a friend the other day what my favorite subatomic particle is.

I said I like all of them because I'm just quarky like that

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👤︎ u/KiraTheViking
📅︎ Oct 18 2021
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Do you know what the first open-source subatomic particle is?

The GNU-trino

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👤︎ u/necrotechnical
📅︎ May 31 2017
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What did the subatomic particle say to the duck?

"Quark, Quark."

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👤︎ u/Jackknowsit
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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Good Morning dadjoke

My dad used to wake me up by standing beside my bed and repeatedly saying, "Up and atom (at 'em). Up and proton. Up and electron. Up and molecule." Now he still does it when I'm home from college, and as I get harder to rouse, more subatomic particles.

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👤︎ u/AirAdmiral
📅︎ Jan 17 2014
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